great now i'm roomates with a guy in a completely banana yellow space suit
what game is this?
anyways I haven't even met the villain of Spelunky. That, or I guess you could say the entire cave and everything in it is the villain.
Does this mean I live in the cave now? I'm utterly boned. I've never even reached 4-1 without shortcuts once. My life is just Spelunky now except I just want out
wait no I guess the shopkeepers could be considered the villains as well "An exploding frog hit by a tiki trap blew up my shop! I must blame this on the nearest random bystander who just entered the level and and tell all the other shopkeepers to go nuts when they see him!"
or the black goddess Kali if you really want to be like "most evil character in the game" 'cause she's all about blood sacrifice and stuff. She summons giant spiders when you annoy her and curses you and stuff. Pls no :(