rusty's brot- i mEAN sister is really hot

[Damp]

Me and my uni family below me!

the one below rusty. i mean the one below below rusty

[Ad Bot]

[Darth C3P0²]

i'd b*ng each and every one of them

[Edd Eddington]

gay

[captin crunch cereal]

I wanna stick it in her thighs

[Electrk..]

I wanna stick it in her thighs

b AD

[Damp]

thanks for asking reddboi! we appreciate the questions! instead of having fresh breast milk 24/7, I have fresh nipple sweat. see I found this formula to have fresh male nipple sweat every loving week. ill go to the gym and ask a random dude to help me workout (normally a college postdoc). after our sweaty workout and our newly founded friendship we'll head to the showers. it's there were I can harvest milliliters; up to liters of fresh male nipple sweat while he is in the sauna. all I gotta do is get a bitch to workout with me every weekend then BAM I have god damn gallons of this juice.

[Damp]

protip: bring an extra water bottle from kroger and force him to drink it beforehand to make him extra sweaty. I find telling him stuff like "people die from dehydration" gets them drinking alot and I don't even have to put the chloroform on their mouth

[Damp]

I need someone with a foreign visa

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

hello Sir i would like to share my nipple sweat with you

[Damp]

no donations: the sweat must come from a pure workout. I wouldn't be able to test the salinity of your sweat nor if it's been cut with anything

[Nix the Glaceon]

[thatguysebi]

[Mardalf]

What on Earth is with his eyes? It's like he's a gay Terminator or something

[thegoodperry]

when rusty's sister is hotter than 99% of all white girls youve ever met