Why not just use 4 megasats arranged in a three dimensional triangular synched orbit around Earth?
This.
Is elon high right now? Because holy hell this is dumb.
Oh yeah, im sure its a good idea to have that much satelites in orbit. Im sure it would not impede any rocket launches at all. Also, how do you do physical maintenance on that many satelites?
Oh yeah, and how about upgrades? Good luck upgrading THAT MANY SATELITES.