Well, it was the Nam War, I was hiding behind a bunker while being bombed like no tomorrow with mortars, air strikes, and grenades. All of a sudden, this cartooney monkey pops out and yells "GET TO DA CHOPPA!" in the same accent as Arnold. once we get to the choppa, I realized it wasn't a choppa, but that Scootey Puff Jr. thing from Futurama. So the monkey gets on, and put put puts away. Then, 2 guards catch me, so i put my hands up, and turn around, only to find out that one of the guards was
Robbie The Robot, and the other one was Ironman. So, they shove me into the prision jail to be stuck with Mr.T, Snake, and Captain Falcon. We we're stuck for hours until Ninja Chuck Norris with the ability to Falcon Punch arrived to save us. Then we get to the REAL choppa. We were cruising fine, until a Shoop Lazer hits us in our back rotor, and i go tumbling out. I fell to my death, that guy from The Twilight Zone falls with me (with a parachute, duh) and gives one of his long, lecture things. Just before I hit the ground, I wake up on the floor.
wtf