Red Back Shame's Adventure

[CHEESE]

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You throw the carpet over his/her head, (S)He gets knocked out due to dog piss under the carpet. You now feel hungry. You can:

1. Go in the kitchen, and find some food.
2. Eat him/her.
3. Get out of here. You can get some Taco Bell later.

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[SirThom]

You throw the carpet over his/her head, (S)He gets knocked out due to dog piss under the carpet. You now feel hungry. You can:

1. Go in the kitchen, and find some food.
2. Eat him/her.
3. Get out of here. You can get some Taco Bell later.

3. 

[CHEESE]

3.  -cookieMonster removed-

You try to find the door, when (S)He gets up, (S)He grabs a plant! You can:

1. Grab the sword a bird threw, through the window, and slice the plant.
2. Smash an End Table over your head.
3. Sit there and get hit in the face with a plant.
4. Apuñale su corazón de mierda hacia fuera con el cuchillo gigante al lado de usted.

[tails]

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[CHEESE]

4

You stab the crap out of him/her. The pot smashes on the floor. You cry a bit, get some Cheese Nibs and make some KD. You now can:

1. Jump out the window.
2. Run out the door before the tracker in his/her shirt dies out.
3. Stab yourself and make it look like a death chain.

[General Nick]

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[CHEESE]

1.

You jump out the window. There was a convenient mattress truck, bringing a mattress into the apartment. You land on the mattress, then snap one of the carriers neck. Then a spring comes out and pokes out your eyes. THE END. Discuss how gay that was.

[SirThom]

THE END. Discuss how gay that was.

Very.