Don't ya just hate spam?

[General Nick]

I honestly never tasted spam. I wonder how it taste. ._.

Take vomit, horse semen and stuff and put it in a blender.

Then get machines to heat it up to hot temperatures, inject it into a mold and have it cooled into slices of what looks like ham.

Presto, you get Spam.

[Ad Bot]

[EvilMuffinZ]

-Spam-

:o

[General Nick]

:o

Oh and their commercial is:
(Dad comes home)
Dad: HEY KIDS GUESS WHATS FOR DINNER?
Kids: DEAD CAT?
Dad: HAHA, NO. WE'RE EATING SPAM!
(dinner etc. etc.)
Kids: WOW DAD THAT WAS TERRRRRRIFIC! (Exaggerated 'r's like Tony the Tiger or something)
Dad: HAHA, YOU BET IT IS!
Kids: CAN WE HAVE MOOOORE?
Dad: HAHA, SURE! MORE SPAAAAM!
(dumptruck crashes through the loving wall like loving kool aid guy and dumps a stuffload of...well...stuff.)
Kids: YAAAY
Mom: OH GOODIE NOW THAT WE'VE FED THE KIDS AND ABUSED THEM ENOUGH WE CAN GO AHEAD AND HAVE love IN THE MOST PERVERTED OF WAYS!
Dad: HOORAY

[EvilMuffinZ]

www.spam.com spam for you and spam for me. :D

[Zenthos]

My step-dad has a spam shirt that I gave to him because I would never wear it to school.



MOAR SPAM

[General Nick]

www.spam.com spam for you and spam for me. :D

JESUS loving CHRIST THAT SONG IS AAAAAAAAAAGH

[Rughugger]

If I wasn't allergic, I'd still love it.

[Diargon]

Its delicous Nevermind.

Holy stuff.I will never ever sleep again

[ryanb31394]

Dude that guy's head was -poorly- photoshopped on there......I wonder who is below it? =.=

[Ector]

www.spam.com spam for you and spam for me. :D

2 DA SPAM MOBILE!!!!!!

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Idk, why, I think it tastes good if it's crunchy somehow.

[gotgass]

2 DA SPAM MOBILE!!!!!!

Yes 2 DA SPAM MOBILE!!!!!!

[gotgass]

Idk, why, I think it tastes good if it's crunchy somehow.

:P

[Mikiyikiy]

Idk, why, I think it tastes good if it's crunchy somehow.

You cut it into tiny little strips, throw it into the microwave, and BAM. Spam bacon.