Google is sending me to a not so googleish website!

[General Nick]

Virus or some stuff.

That, or someone is loving with you remotely.

[Ad Bot]

[Harm94]

Looks like your browser got Hijacked. No worries this can be fixed with anti spyware programs(some anti spyware programs are viruses so don't download one of some random website).

[Azerath]

AVG, Norton, ect.

[tails]

Check in your host file
C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc

Check for any google entrance's and completely remove them (the whole line)

it would be something like
NaturalTel.com    www.google.com

(or something like that)

[Jsk2003]

Actually it would look like this
218.211.228.244 www.google.com