Author Topic: Pencil Wars  (Read 5264 times)

Hell yeah, I can't make explosions noises or machine gun fire with my foot.

I can reenact the civil war by only snapping my fingers. And my neck.

I have an epic erasble pen. But the assault frontal cannon fell off D: Luckily, my troops are currently building a new one. My other pencils are scouting ships. :3

I got a Expo Marker. I win.

Blast they will never win the war against the pens! But Wait! they are not guarding there ship! what fools! a desparate pencil ducks pen fire as he radios in an attack cruiser. A low rumbleing is heard. one pen looks up to see a papermate n0.2 pencil overshadowing theire ship! "Get that heavy cannnon online quik!" shouts the helpless pen. The clicking of guns gets louder. the pen looks again to see heavy lead pellet cannons roll out of the starbard side of the pencil. "OH-"BOOOOMMM. the cannons blasted out heavy seething hot lead pellets onto the battlefield causing horrendous tremors of terror and power. "Reatreat! get back to the ship!!" Too late. The remains of their ship lay melted.

Nooooo"! yelled the poor pen as he was peppered by more lead.

The pencils let out a cry of victory and did little jigs and dances.
The captain let out hearty laughter but it got caught in is throat as he was levitated and broken in half. The small pencil army mouths hang open at the figure before them. "Muahahahah" Laughs the evil Crayola magic marker.

"HUH?" grunts the magic marker. A gigantic hand reached down (mine) and slowly closed around the marker. "AAAck" screamed the little marker. Its Going to be july fourth soon." i said an i need a marker to tie to my fireworks.

                                           The end
<marker> But i bring color to the world!!! AAAA. You want color? Buy a box of crayons. :cookieMonster:


Pencil wars are awesome

You people are such nerds.

You people are such nerds.
Then why do ou live among the nerds :P :cookieMonster:

I always did lightsaber battles with my pencils.
They would be quite epic too, and i would whisper all the sound effects (since i was in class at the time)
Eventually the teacher would walk up behind me and just watch, then when she found it best to intervene, she would root for one of them and I would stop.

My left hand always won; go underdogs.