Author Topic: Furthering human knowledge and the powers of the internets.  (Read 2254 times)

Once every now and then mankind comes upon something that changes the way we think about the world: gravity, the wheel, the compass are all things that are in themselves not that impressive but their discovery/invention modified the landscape of human civilization as we know it. Then there are those things that man always knew of but never fully utilized until someone, at some point, experimented with it and found a way to make it useful. Fire, electricity & wind are all examples of things that have always been around but didn't shape the way we see the world until someone tied a key to a kite and when lightning fishing.

These things are all recognizable and their histories are well chronicled. It is only right that they should be, after all, without them where would we be? Well now, at long last we find that another of those great/important/civilization shaping things has at long, gotten the attention it deserves.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Wikipedia article about hitting people in the nuts:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groin_attack



I think I speak for all mankind when I say: it's about time.


burning mullets for energy is a gtreat idea that hasn't been fully recognized yet: they're a burden to society, and grows back quickly.



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« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 08:49:31 AM by Antallion »

My history professor just loves the history behind when gravity was invented.

"Women are taught that the groin attack is one of the key maneuvers in discouraging a would-be rapist; the technique consists of waiting until said rapist is directly in front of the would-be victim, facing them, then swiftly raising the knee, introducing it painfully to the rapist's gonads."

I didn't think gonads was a wikipedi-worthful word

Then modify it you forget.

Careful of the links on that page.

especially "rooster and ball torture" :x
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 09:00:57 AM by tails »

people rely on wiki too much, it has stuffloads of errors lol


Pikachu, use Groin Attack!

... Honestly... I doubt this is the intended use of the internet.

So woman can be disabled by being kicked in the vagina? sweet

I found "rooster and ball" torture, believe me, you do not want to see that article.

... Honestly... I doubt this is the intended use of the internet.
No it was intended for Military use.

Women are forgets that always go for cheap shots whether its verbal or physical, kick balls, or say you can't hit girls. I hate women, they are annoying as hell and they have no use for me. Except the nice ones.

No it was intended for Military use.

Women are forgets that always go for cheap shots whether its verbal or physical, kick balls, or say you can't hit girls. I hate women, they are annoying as hell and they have no use for me. Except the nice ones.
I think girl emos and goths are nice. But that's just me.

Careful of the links on that page.

especially "rooster and ball torture" :x
Wait, what's tha- HOLY stuff GOD DAMN WHAT THE forget DID I JUST SEE