Author Topic: Complaint Letter Generator  (Read 3147 times)

Ahem... I thought I would get a paragraph...

"TruBluRage is a bitch."

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It's time to tell the truth about Fat chicks. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Fat chicks's exploitative, haughty indoctrination and is consequently believable. She is interpersonally exploitative. That is, she takes advantage of others to achieve her own dotty ends. Why does she do that? The best answer comes from Fat chicks herself. That is, if you pay careful attention to her sappy effusions you'll undoubtedly notice that Fat chicks's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good.

Fat chicks may find it inconceivable that I don't want my community tainted with such blatant Marxism, but she'll come to her senses within a short period of time. Just because macabre stoicism exists and has for a long time, there is no reason for us to accept it from her. You should know that it's not yet illegal to delegitimize her. Fat chicks's working on that, though. I suspect that quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "cinematographical", we'll no longer be allowed to state in public that I try never to argue with Fat chicks because it's clear she's not susceptible to reason.

In case you hadn't noticed, some people believe that I should state this explicitly. Others avouch that the primary weapons of Fat chicks's fatuous co-conspirators are lies and deception. In the interest of clearing up the confusion I'll make the following observation: Being shielded from the consequences of her bad judgment and bad behavior has made Fat chicks careless. Once we realize that, what do we do? The appropriate thing, in my judgment, is to announce that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop Fat chicks before she can displace meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion. I say that because enough is enough. Still, I recommend you check out some of Fat chicks's magic-bullet explanations and draw your own conclusions on the matter. I challenge you to ponder this subject with the broadest vision possible.

Why do you have a complaint about me on your Web page?