Author Topic: Worst Resturant on 395 (Read 963 times)

Menen · July 15, 2009, 08:01:37 PM

Dannys, the cheap rip off of Dennys.

If your driving down 395 and you pass by it, DONT GO THERE. Worst food ever. They try very hard to fail.
My dad took me and my brother there. I got French Toast and he got Pancakes. Worst food ever. The French Toast smells like cum. The Pancakes are rubber and gummy when you eat them, but add syurp and they will turn into a gooey mess. Eggs are powder based. Sasuages look like they just got circumsized. French Fries taste like stuff. Dont eat there

Tl;dr : I had French Toast that smelt like cum.

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Retz · July 15, 2009, 08:02:42 PM

Did it taste like cum? You should know somehow.

Soviet · July 15, 2009, 08:02:52 PM

Oh Dear; Oh Dear... Sounds terrible.

Moriarty · July 15, 2009, 08:03:16 PM

Quote from: Retz on July 15, 2009, 08:02:42 PM

Did it taste like cum? You should know somehow.

He said smell

Retz · July 15, 2009, 08:03:40 PM

Quote from: Moriarty on July 15, 2009, 08:03:16 PM

He said smell

I know. I made it sound like I didn't know, sorry.

Dropshock · July 15, 2009, 08:03:54 PM

how do you know what cum smells like
lololol
Jk. Also, This reminds me of when we went to some hotel when we were on vacation. The bed had a loving stuff stain on it, there was stuff all over the bathroom, and the food was terrible. we had someone come in and clean up everything because we threatened to refund lol

Illidan · July 15, 2009, 08:07:15 PM

Sounds like Robo Noob typed up that rant, yo.

But anyways, circumsized sausages, yummy.

Saxophone · July 15, 2009, 10:35:06 PM

Those sausages make me think of testsicles. You know, that frozen meat on a stick.

General Nick · July 15, 2009, 11:07:54 PM

I once went to a dennys. Good food, and a sort of cute waitress.