Author Topic: 1000 Ways to Die [Game] (Read 3583 times)

Fjeld · July 29, 2009, 08:07:02 PM

By failing your will save

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Hugums · July 29, 2009, 08:23:22 PM

By saying, How could it get any worse!

Sarge · July 29, 2009, 08:25:07 PM

When you miss the road runner by millimeters.

sucon · July 29, 2009, 09:38:39 PM

Death by being run over by a giant rubber band ball

Dr.Block · July 30, 2009, 12:08:02 AM

Pissing off magical unicorn bumble bees. They have stingers on both ends.

Joker Card · August 01, 2009, 02:45:42 AM

exploding kidney stone. god, that would hurt SO much. first you have to piss the damn thing out, then it explodes half way. GOD that would hurt

Riot · August 01, 2009, 03:03:38 AM

adding chlorine in the toilet of an old trailer to clean it. (when the chemical is in contact with the solidified stuff it creates a gas that can kill you)

Joker Card · August 01, 2009, 03:11:20 AM

dental floss garrote

Dippindots · August 01, 2009, 01:22:34 PM

drowning in a pool of semen.

block dude · August 01, 2009, 02:22:50 PM

SUPER HERPES

In My Crosshairs · August 03, 2009, 05:30:47 PM

Quote from: nickbond1 on July 29, 2009, 10:47:23 AM

death by activiating a pepper spray inside your rectnum

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

ok, you get an erection so big that it restricts the blood flow to your brain killing you.

Madmitten · August 03, 2009, 06:09:40 PM

Getting hit with a coconut, stabbed in the gut, pushed off the tree and falling right on your nuts. then trampled by 50 rhinos, then torn apart by 2 elephants trunks