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[Azerath]

It's been a long time since I've been on Omegle...

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Stranger: Where's the weirdest place you've had love?
You: In my mouth.
You: Wait... what?
You: Are you taking a.... poll?
Stranger: Yes, I am,
You: -DUH DUN.. CHHH-
Stranger: anthropology class
You: Oh... I se..men.
You: -DUH DUN.. CHHH-
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[zookuw]

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Stranger: yoo are u the dude
Stranger: the one with that heroin
You: yes
Stranger: and the acid
Stranger: can i get abundle
You: yes
Stranger: im fiendin for that stuff, boss
Stranger: from philly to where im landin im a
Stranger: CANNON
You: yes
Stranger: if a brother try to stick me imma
Stranger: BLAM HIM
You: yes
Stranger: werd

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[zookuw]

dang almost had a good one then my dad came in and i had to close it before he saw it

[Megaguy]

Im bumping this,
RACISM AHEAD. AND CAPS LOCK.

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Stranger: hey
You: CHICKEN AND WATERMELON
Stranger: haha sounds nice
You: IT IS BR0
You: WE BLACK GUYS LOVE OUR KFC
Stranger: haha im not a bro :D
Stranger: and i from sweden so i dont know what kfc means
You: OH WELL,WE BLACK GUYS CALL EVERYONE BROS
Stranger: alright
You: KFC IS DELISUOS CHICKEN
You: ITS DEEP FRIED,MOTHER forgetER
Stranger: i se brotherh
You: WE BLACK GUYS ARE SO AWESOME,BUT WE ARE DAH ONES DAT CARRY DAH AIDS
You: DONT CALL US THAT,tribal.
You: WE HATE RACISM
Stranger: u guys have aids?
You: YEAH,WE CARRY IT
You: WE'RE LIKE AIDS MAGNETS
You: BRO
Stranger: im not a tribal :P but in sweden we say whatever we want
You: :O
Stranger: thats discusting.  dont forget with anyone
You: YOUR tribal,monday IS A BAD WORD,YOU MUST NEVER SAY IT AROUND ME OR MY BLACK GUYS
You: I HAVE,7 GIRLS,THEY WE'RE VERY GOOD
You: ALL WHITE.
Stranger: and  if i do, u guys kills me than?
You: YEAH.
You: AND YOU GET OUTCASTED FROM OUR CONTRY
You: AND EVERYONE WILL CALL YOU A RASIST
You: SO forget YOU
You: tribal
Stranger: well, i will never visit your country anyway
Stranger: i dont like black people
Stranger: they ugly
You: YOUR HORRIBLE AND MEAN,YOU MADE MY BROS CRY.
Stranger: nigghaaaaaaas
You: I HATE YOU.
You: I AM DISSCONNECT

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You: Red Spy.
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That was Omegle.

[Dropshock]

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Stranger: hi 20 m
You: oh hey! 16 f
Stranger: from
You: ohio
Stranger: msn?
You: no, i dont like that stuff
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Oh my, I love being 16 f :D (Also bump)
loolollo.

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You: hi 16 f
Stranger: hey sweet im a 16 year old male
You: oh really? :)
Stranger: ya where u from
You: ohio
Stranger: sweet:) from maine
You: cool
Stranger: u single?
You: yes.... :)
Stranger: sweettt!
You: 1 second, my snake is itchy
Stranger: okay what a douche
You: Haha. I love doing that one
Stranger: so your a guy
You: Of course i am you tard, What ar ethe chances you're meating a 16 year old female on the internet that wants to e-date you
Stranger: ya and im not single lol
You: But... I'm still single if you want.... ;)
You: ....wawww :c
You: YEAH WELL forget YOU I NEVER EVEN LOVED YOU AND I DONT NEED YOU
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[Dropshock]

Oh my god i love omegle, Read the entire thing

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You: Where's the weirdest place you've had love?
Stranger: hm...
Stranger: let me think..
Stranger: not sure. comfort is usually most important to me, so mostly just beds, showers, and normal places.
You: Ah I see, Thank you for your input, sir
Stranger: I hardly think that having love in a weird place is impressive or important
You: Im just taking a poll, And ive gotten some interesting results so far
You: Like in a park, and on a table in a libraray
Stranger: yeah - but what the hell is the poll for?
Stranger: and how can you trust results from subjects you can't rely on?
Stranger: sounds like BS to me
You: Its for anthropology class
Stranger: well like i said, these results are totally bunk
You: Its just pretty interesting what people can come up with
Stranger: because i'm sure more often than not, people lie
You: Well, Most average people lie over the internet a good about more than in real life
You: its pretty obvious why
You: amount*
You: where did i get about from amount
Stranger: that's my point
Stranger: i bet half of the people haven't even had love
You: okay then tell me, How would you feel going outside and asking random people that question
Stranger: so these results are just people trying to prove to a random stranger their ego
You: and like i said, I get interesting results :D
Stranger: well - i would pick a different poll question
Stranger: as i hardly doubt your teacher specifically picked this question
You: yeah I guess you're right
Stranger: but it doesn't matter if you get flawed results if it's a college class
Stranger: just letting you know that in the real world, this is a bad "study"
You: Then what the hell am I supposed to ask people for anthropology class?
Stranger: how about something like - what do you think your dreams say about you? or even peoples views on an afterlife
You: do you even know what anthropology is
Stranger: uh. yes.
Stranger: how is dreams and views of the afterlife NOT anthropology?
Stranger: the idea of an afterlife is a purely human idea
Stranger: and dreams are a pretty good clue into peoples psyches
You: Oh, I've never actually thought of it like that
You: Thank you sir, I have found out what im going to ask people
Stranger: what
You: I'm off to ask people where do they keep their microwave ovens, I bid you a goodbye
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[Solid]

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Stranger: hi
You: moo
Stranger: moo?
You: mooo!
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:(