Author Topic: Lets chat!  (Read 21882 times)

Frikken steezy...

Too many mini convos to share lol

He is now stealing my idea of changing names. o:

Err, apperently there were two of them, friends.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 03:03:15 AM by Chrono »

lol
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how is i goin'
Stranger: i dont kno
Stranger: ill ask
You: wtf?
Stranger: hows it goin?
You: wut duh forget
Stranger: hey
Stranger: that kind of profanity has no place on the internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

a good converse now:


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: 20 m usa
You: damn
Stranger: why?
You: 10 male california
Stranger: 10?
Stranger: why are you still awake its almost 12:30
You: lol yeah
You: im watchin a movie
Stranger: what movie?
You: bed movie
Stranger: as in research
Stranger: ?
You: NO
Stranger: so whats bed movie?
You: WHA WHAT???!?!?!
You: research WTF?!?!
Stranger: you said you were watching bed movie?
You: a movie
Stranger: what else would that mean?
You: alvin and the chip munks
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: I feel weird now
You: im 10 why would i watch research?
Stranger: you're 10 why wouldn't you watch research
You: are you on crack?
Stranger: a little yeah
Stranger: why?
You: no wonder
Stranger: that was a joke
You: oh
Stranger: should I have put jk
You: i dunno
Stranger: so how do you llike being 10
You: good have  you ever smoked drank ect.?
Stranger: yes but only a few times
You: one time drinking vodka and smoking
You: for me
Stranger: good god
Stranger: vodka at 10
You: why is it bad?
Stranger: yeah
You: how
Stranger: thats just not the age at which you should start doing that kind of stuff
Stranger: at least wait til you're out of elementary
You: lol i liked the vannilla flavor smoke not my fault
Stranger: oh god you're already on your way to being an addict
Stranger: jk
You: errr
Stranger: so how bout them angels and/or dodgers
You: hevent seen them in a little while
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I think i'm gonna leave now
Stranger: bye

Okay me and two other guys have got something going on here.
If you announce something which would result in the other's death in all caps, and terminate,  you win.
If they yell something back, and they terminate, they win.

(anicechat only)

Examples:

Lire: Lire USES ROCK SMASH
Terminated, Lire wins.

steezy: I WAS BLU SPY ALL ALONG
Elesis: COUNTER
Terminated, Elesis wins.

WTF!?!?!?



You: hi
Stranger: The shadow within me.
You: wtf?
Stranger: THE SHADOW WITHIN ME
Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME
You: what the forget
Stranger: WHO DO YOU LOVE
Stranger: I WANT T OBEAT YOU KILL YOU TREAT YOU LIKE I'VE HAD ENOUGH
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
You: wtf?
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
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Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardSrichardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardSrichardS
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Stranger: V
Stranger: VrichardSrichardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardSrichardS
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Stranger: richardSrichardS
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Stranger: richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdS
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Stranger: richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardS
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Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardSrichardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
You: STOP
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardSrichardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: richardS
Stranger: J
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: KK
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: KK
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
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Stranger: K
Stranger: KK
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
Stranger: KLKL
Stranger: K
Stranger: K
You: STOP TYPING
Stranger: kool kids klub
Stranger: K
Stranger: KK
Stranger: yes ma'am/sir
You: good
Stranger: I LIKE TO EAT stuff. YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY.
You: you'd love my dog
You: he eats cat stuff
Stranger: holy topeto, really?
Stranger: we would get along great.
You: ye3s
Stranger: ye3s?
Stranger: you're a gangster now?
You: y3s
You: yes
Stranger: i c4n b3 g4/\/g$t3r 2
You: asl?
Stranger: does it honestly matter all that much?
Stranger: i'm rather suprised you haven't clicked the disconnect button yet.
Stranger: that was my goal for you. you have failed me, thank you
You: huh?
Stranger: nevermind.
Stranger: god. you're a loving idiot.

Sonic, you're a dumbass.


Chrono and I are having a lengthy discussion about random things in life and times.

Stranger: hi :)
You: PEELS HERE
You: MOLOTOVS, OVER HERE!
You: SMOKER!!
You: AGGHHH
You: GET IT OFF ME!

First decent conversation i've had on Omegle.

You: Why is Riddler so lovey?
Stranger: His moustache maybe?
You: I love you.
Stranger: I love you too.
You: You're the first person who hasn't disconnected after that.
You: Just show's that you're not an idiot
Stranger: Hahaha. Perhaps I still am.
You: How so?
Stranger: Oh, I don't know. We're all idiots in one way or another, eh?
You: Maybe.
You: Some are just more idiotic than others
You: Like half of the people on Omegle
Stranger: Hahaha, perhaps more than half.
You: 75%
Stranger: Maybe 95 even.
You: Yup.
You: You wouldn't happen to have steam, would you?
Stranger: Steam? What need have you for steam?
You: It's a program.
Stranger: Oh, hahaha. No, I'm not quite sure what that is.
You: store.steampowered.com
You: really good.
You: Every heard of Gmod?
You: *Ever
Stranger: Nope...
You: Half Life 2?
Stranger: No... what are these things you're naming?
You: Games.
You: Well, I have to go.
You: Nice talking to you, mate.
You: if you do happen to get steam, add shinji127.
Stranger: Haha, will do.

I just realized I yelled "smoker" instead of "hunter."
forget.
Also, just met Shinji.
Hah.

Taokaka: Well...
Taokaka: This is ironic.
hottie12: hey lovey
hottie12: want hot love
Taokaka: Oh boy.
hottie12: OH BOY
Taokaka: Here we go.
hottie12: forget YEAH.
hottie12: Alright
hottie12: Listen
Taokaka: [/headdesk]
hottie12: I won't tell if you won't.
hottie12: But i'm Shinji
Taokaka: Tell me you're just a troll, please?
hottie12: what
Taokaka: Oh, okay lol.
Taokaka: I'm Taboo.
hottie12: Who are you?
hottie12: Oh.
hottie12: Haha
hottie12: I love how you reacted to this.
Taokaka: Derp.
Taokaka: I was heavily tempted to play along.
hottie12: Haha
hottie12: Posting on forums, like, now.
Taokaka: Yey.


Well, here comes another. Hi MEEKL.

Meekl: ohai
Meekl: :l
hottie12: hey lovey
Meekl: uhh
hottie12: want to lick my clit
Meekl: ok then
hottie12: but the problem is
Meekl: :l
hottie12: I'm someone named Shinji.
hottie12: You cunt.
Meekl: HOLY stuff
hottie12: Hahah
hottie12: I'm loving this stuff
Meekl: :3
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 07:19:42 PM by Shinji »

HALP I JUST TOLD A PERSON MY AGE love AND LOCATION AND AFTER I TOLD THEM THEY LOGGED OFF!!!  :cookieMonster:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STFU
Stranger: >implying there's a person to stfu
You: WUT
Stranger: >implying there's someone to question
You: ARE YOU A COMPUTER????
Stranger: >implying what I am is worth discovering
You: WHAT THE forget
Stranger: >implying that there's a reason to be confused
You: stuff BALLS FISH friend TESTICALES ON A PURPLE BOAT
You: T-PAINS ON A BOAT
Stranger: >implying there's more than one person in this discussion
You: T-PAINS ON A BOAT
You: T-PAINS ON A BOAT
You: T-PAINS ON A BOAT
You: T-PAINS ON A BOAT
You: T-PAINS ON A BOAT
You: T-PAINS ON A BOAT
Stranger: >implying that this is affecting someone
You: YOUR MOM!!!1!1!! ROFL!!1!1!1!!!
Stranger: >implying I'm capable of having a mom
You: Your stupid son of a bitch mom can go die!
Stranger: >implying I'm a mom
You: Are you Homoloveual?

Stupid bitch disrespecting my individuality.
Slave don't know the meaning of freedom.

ra: hi
Elga1842: hi
ra: gsm?
Elga1842: gsm?
ra: no im not. are you gsm
Elga1842: What is gsm?
ra: cant say
Elga1842: Yes you can
ra: special club
ra: ur not in it
Elga1842: Well it's most certainly not popular.
ra: its a special club
Elga1842: for what?
ra: for girls
Elga1842: lesbians? I'm a lesbian.
ra: no. lesbians are frowned yupon
Elga1842: lool u like roosters
ra: whats funny about that?
Elga1842: i lol'd
ra: thats normal
Elga1842: ya if you like richards
ra: youre the wierdo
Elga1842: how so?
ra: ur the lesbo
Elga1842: what's wierd about that?
ra: its abnormal
Elga1842: define normal.
ra: liking richards is normal
Elga1842: Acknoledging opinion is normal.
ra: and?
Elga1842: Well I feel you are trying to insult me
ra: you insulted me
Elga1842: Because I'm a deviant like that.
ra: deviant art?
Elga1842: But hey, atleast I have personality.
Elga1842: no...
Elga1842: gah
Elga1842: words mean stuff bro
ra: i dont understand
Elga1842: a person or thing that deviates or departs markedly from the accepted norm.
ra: why do you deviate? are you being paid to deviante?
Elga1842: No, I just prefer it.
ra: whats so special about deviating?
Elga1842: What's so special about being 'normal'?
Elga1842: Nothing special about being the 'same' as everyone.
ra: nothing special about being normal. thats the whole point
Elga1842: I find that rather boring.
ra: then what do you find exiting?
Elga1842: Many things... many things. xP
Elga1842: Just not what everyone else expects the world to be,
ra: name 1 of these many things!
Elga1842: Vagina
ra: whats so special about vagina?
Elga1842: Dunno I just like it. What's so special about richards?
ra: dunno. richards are just richards
ra: liking richards is normal
Elga1842: Liking anything is normal. We're all human.
ra: are you talking to someone else in another window?
ra: you are so slow
Elga1842: Yes.
ra: who??
Elga1842: Jigsaw, and browsing forums.
ra: which forums?
Elga1842: Blockland
ra: thats a boys website
Elga1842: Again, I repeat. Liking anything is normal. We're all human.
Elga1842: Why are you such a slave to society?
ra: nothing wrong with being a slave to society
ra: its completely normal
Elga1842: You have no freedom. You haven't experienced life. This isn't going to go anywhere with your dull mind and dead spirit. You're like the majority, boring, and stupid. Good day ma'am.