Author Topic: Lets chat!  (Read 21926 times)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, asl?
You: What?
You:
A WILD ABRA APPEARED
Stranger: gastly used scary face!
You: Teehee?
Stranger: * ultra ball*
You: Why did the girl die, alone, surrounded by sweater wearing cats who have been trained to use human toilets?
You: Swim in a lake, and tell ten people you love them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awesome.

Sorry that I left Tonce. Had to go do something. D:

Quote from: Cyber chick
Stranger: i need help
You: some help
You: would be nice
You: howso'
Stranger: well, i was trying to open this bottle, and I accidently the whole thing!
You: wat
Stranger: I accidently the whole loving thing!
You: more sense please
Stranger: well, I have this picke bottle alright. they sell pickle jars in my country. so, i couldn't open it and i accidently the whole thing!!
You: I don't get that last part, accidentally the whole thing>
You: wat
Stranger: yes! exactly! somewhow I accidently the whole thing!
You: i dun get it
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: Not if its going to be without bunnies
Stranger: aware?
You: bunny ears please
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you start. i am female
You: Nah, you have more experience
Stranger: please
You: fine
You: you walk in with a slim bunny suit on and ears
This is why cybering over an anonymous program is fun as hell.

more chatting...

LoLHaX: HELLo
LLL: hello
LoLHaX: Are you gay?
LLL: no
LoLHaX: Aww man.
LLL: what are u?
LoLHaX: Want to have love.
LLL: ....?
LoLHaX: brown town is the way to go.
LLL: go
LoLHaX: Where do you live

This is why cybering over an anonymous program is fun as hell.
this is not omegle topic

LoLHaX thats not funny.
this is not omegle topic
its both now

Omegle or the other now? :D

This just happened:




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Tc572: Hello
rispo: hi
Tc572: Your name makes me want chips D:
rispo: why
Tc572: It looks kind of like "crispy"
Tc572: I'm gonna go get some Lays...
rispo: can u tell me what lays is
Tc572: Potatoe chips :D
Tc572: But I could only find Cheetos
rispo: where u at
Tc572: Texas
rispo: u m/f
Tc572: m
-Disconnected-

Niliscro: I have your socks
fail.: :o
Niliscro: Want them?
fail.: I was wondering where those went
fail.: yes, yes I do
Niliscro: Well they're mine now :c
fail.: that's not cool man.
Niliscro: Can we share them?
Niliscro: I'll give you one
fail.: what if you have gross feet? ;/
Niliscro: I didn't use them for my feet O:
fail.: OH.
fail.: well, this changes things
Niliscro: I eat socks
fail.: that's lovely.
Niliscro: Still want one?
Niliscro: Cause I'm really hungry and want both
fail.: no, I'm good.
Niliscro: thanks bro
fail.: I'm a chick. gosh, your so offensive :P
fail.: first taking my socks, now this
Niliscro: Yeah, maybe I should get more socks
Niliscro: seeing how yours are smallish
fail.: hm, I suppose
Niliscro: Well then, g'day sir

After connecting with bisjac twice:
Niliscro: You again
Bisjac: o u lol
« Last Edit: October 11, 2009, 10:01:49 PM by Niliscro »

Sara: hello
Chuck: I'm Chuck Norris.
Sara: hehe really?^^
Chuck: I have three fists and no chin.
Sara: cool!
Chuck: I just got this computer after putting a hole through the other.
Sara: why did you put a hole in the other one?^^
Chuck: And I'm thinking about doing the same to this one.
Sara: is it just because your chuck norris?
Chuck: Cause a guy started saying "Your not chck norriz"
Sara: ahaa
Chuck: Then I put my foot up his ass through the computer.
Sara: really?
Sara: :O
Chuck: And he went flying into 5 days from today.
Sara: so he has not landed yet?
Chuck: Now he's asking his father why did he cheat on his mother.
Sara: how did he know?
Chuck: He was told by his drunkenly depressed father.
Sara: ooooh
Sara: thats sad
Chuck: Then I went to the future to kick him and his fathers asses
Chuck: They both walked out of the bar lopsided.
Sara: good job
Chuck: Now I'm getting angry.
Sara: why?
Chuck: CHUCK NORRIS HATES BEING ANGRY!!!!!
Chuck: RAW!!!!!!!!!
Sara: why are you angry?
Chuck: BECAUSE MY THIRD FIST IS SCARED!!!!
Sara: scared of?
Chuck: GET OUT HERE YOU TINY THING!!!!
Chuck: SCARED OF MY TEDY BEAR.
Sara: aaaw
Chuck: I just riped the tedy bear in half.
Sara: because
Sara: ?
Chuck: Because y third fist was scared of it.
Chuck: *MY
Chuck: ARRRGGGGG
Sara: hmm... okay then
Chuck: DAMN THE CORICULAR SPELLING AND CAPITALUZATION
Sara: well well, im off to bed
Chuck: Goodnight.
Sara: good night loony^^
Chuck: Chuck Norris rulez again.
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Life is complicated as Chuck Norris.

NO MANA: I believe I have encountered a wild LL.
LL: WHERE
NO MANA: RIGHT IN MY BACK YARD
NO MANA: I shall fireball it...
NO MANA: CRAP
LL: WAHT
NO MANA: NOT ENOUGH MANA
NO MANA: NOT ENOUGH MANA
NO MANA: NOT ENOUGH MANA
NO MANA: FFF