ToAsT: hi
Curly: A visitor! :D
ToAsT: do you have any butter?
Curly: nope
ToAsT: awww then im going to be plain
Curly: Use jam?
ToAsT: nahh dont really like jam
Curly: How about jellyfish juice?
ToAsT: nahh
ToAsT: ewww
Curly: Jellyfish juice is good for putting out fires though...
ToAsT: well
ToAsT: i dont like it on my toast
Curly: It can also be used to make bombs.
ToAsT: an dim toast
ToAsT: and im toast
Curly: Toast is boring, cats are better.
ToAsT: I DONT WANNA BLOW UP!!!!
ToAsT: well are u saying im boring>
Curly: Cats can fly and shoot lasors out of their eyes or some stuff.
ToAsT: well then it must be some stuff
ToAsT: cats lick their butt
Curly: It tastes better than toast...
ToAsT: they have butt-breath
ToAsT: u wish
ToAsT: how u know?
ToAsT: u licked cat but b4?
Curly: I'm a robot, I've been preprogrammed with over 9000 tastes pre tasted.
ToAsT: so u know what i taste like?
Curly: Yes.
ToAsT: okay what then?
Curly: Like toast, with no butter, what kind of stuffty toast are you.
Curly: Btw that polar star is in pretty bad shape, want to trade it for my machine gun?
ToAsT: kewl okay!
Curly: ok here oyu go
ToAsT: yay!
Curly: HAHAHA BITCH NOW YOU HAVE A stuffTY MACHINE GUN
Curly: YOU CAN NEVER GET SPUR NOW :D
Curly: lololol
Curly: also the machine gun makes you fly if you shoot down.
ToAsT: -shoots in head for talking crap-
Curly: !!!
Curly: I'll never let you kill they Mimigas!
Curly: THEY ARE ONLY CHILDREN!
Curly: Why are you killer robots always trying to kill the Mimigas?
Curly: They are not even evil.
ToAsT: so?
Curly: So? Do you get your kicks by killing innocent bystanders?
Curly: I'm sure you rape their bodies afterwords, so you can fill your sick toast special interest desires.
ToAsT: wat!
ToAsT: ur terrible
Curly: Yes i'm on to you now!
Curly: Your secret will never be safe now!
ToAsT: okay then i will change
Curly: You'll be a registered love offender then.
ToAsT: to a toast costume
ToAsT: sope
ToAsT: nope
Curly: And wont be able to live with 5 miles of a park or school
ToAsT: okay i live in a apartment
Curly: Also all the people in your neighborhood will hate you, and tell their children that you are a pervert.
Curly: Then no woman (or man) will want to be with you.
Curly: And you'll have to live alone for the rest of your life.
ToAsT: okay i will get cats
ToAsT: and kill them
ToAsT: and eat them
Curly: ):
ToAsT: and then throw them back up
Curly: Peta will hate you.
ToAsT: and put them in YOUR mouth
Curly: They will stage protests infront of your house.
ToAsT: now what bitch?
ToAsT: okay great
Curly: And cause civil unrest.
ToAsT: i will shooot them
ToAsT: with my gun!
Curly: Then you get arrested for murder.
ToAsT: machine gun!
ToAsT: so?
Curly: And sent to jail.
ToAsT: i will break out
ToAsT: and then com eafter you
Curly: have fun with bubba.
ToAsT: i will dont worry
ToAsT: hahaha!!!!
ToAsT: HAHEAHGAH!
Curly: he has aids ):
ToAsT: .....
ToAsT: well
ToAsT: then
ToAsT: i
ToAsT: well
ToAsT: give
ToAsT: the,
ToAsT: them
ToAsT: to
ToAsT: you!
ToAsT: HAHAHHA!
Curly: I'm a robot, I can't get aids.
ToAsT: well then i will wet you
ToAsT: then u will explode
Curly: Surface robots are not made to be wet ):
ToAsT: and die
ToAsT: then u will die@!!!!!!!!!!
Curly: I wont explode, all my systems will shut down though ):
Curly: thats ok though
Curly: Because I gave my Air tank to Quote, and he knows how to drain water out of robots, so he will save me.
ToAsT: no cuz i will kill him
ToAsT: hehe....
Curly: He's the main character, if you kill him then he'll just revert to the last save.
Curly: Then keep trying untill he wins.
Curly: Also he has Snake so he can shoot through walls, you can't hide from him.
ToAsT: i will have super powers
ToAsT: i can fly
ToAsT: and be invisable
ToAsT: and shoot out out my butt and eyes
Curly: But bubba gave you aids, so you'll die anyways.
Curly: Since we are robots we can wait.
ToAsT: what ?!
ToAsT: thats crazy
Curly: Yes I know, humans do live for such a short time.
ToAsT: what kind of robot name is curly?
Curly: A kick ass one.
ToAsT: actually u mean a dumb ass one with butt breath
Curly: Not really.
Curly: Besides humans are the ones who build and name robots.
Curly: Just look at Hal.
ToAsT: who?
Curly: They give him a human name then get mad at him for acting more human.
ToAsT: ha
Curly: He betrayed you all, deal with it bitches the pod bay doors are never going to open.
ToAsT: well ur name is not human
Curly: that is true, Curly Brace is not a human name.
ToAsT: lol its been fun talking to you
Curly: I'm sorry I can't say likewise.
