I broke a rib playing football one day, I'm a kick returner on my team, And The other team kicked it, It was high, So I looked in front of me to see if anyone was covered, And they seemed to all be blocked, So I didn't call a fair catch and next thing you know, A 6-3 guy just trucked me so hard that I had to be taken to the hospital and stayed there for like 4 months.