Author Topic: People who don't know how to use a computer.  (Read 4256 times)

every april when me and the guys get together to hire on a few more nerds. we have our little apps out.
We always ask about computer knowledge. office apps, windows, ebay/paypal/online banking and such.

and we always get that girl who is like "im fluent on computers"
i ask what she does with them, and she goes on to explain how experienced she is on loving facebook and messengers.
and she has no idea about E-money handling or the basics of the internet.
i could just pull my hair out.

how does someone my age not know how to right click to get options, or know how to find  the start>run.



One time I used the ctrl-v trick and the girl next to me said OMGWTF HAO 2 TYPE SO FAST?!?!?!??!?

Unix isn't Linux
This. The Bash shell destroys all other competing shells like the csh, ksh, and zsh.

I hate it when people search for websites instead of typing it in. This includes really easy stuff.
"ask.com"
"cnn.com"

I typed like 2 paragraphs in computer class in like 5 minutes and everyone wasnt even done with half of the first one :s

that and all they use the pc is for flash games
FLASH GAMES
flash GAYmes

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Holy stuff.

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That's a lie, unless it took you almost two hours to type that reply.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2010, 12:13:51 AM by dkamm65 »

That's a lie, unless it took you almost two hours to type that reply.
Or if he started typing, went afk for a while and came back.

Bump because this made me laugh.
Anyways, I have 2 stories. One time, my friend took a peice of paper(With writing on it) And tried to copy and paste it. Seriously. He held it onto the screen, put the mouse under it and tried to select the text on the paper. My reaction?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Him: What, you don't know how to copy and paste? Fgt.

And another,
I was in keyboarding class a while ago, and I was doing a typing game(After the lesson was done we had to do typing games or repeat lesson) And I was playing a typing game called space defender(:s) And in big huge text in the middle of the screen it said
Typing Game: Space Defender
And he leans over and says
"What... /pause... Are you doing?"
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« Last Edit: March 25, 2010, 08:35:45 PM by Meekl »