Heres mine:
User: Oh, Herro Prease.
Cleverbot: Prease herro?
User: HERRO, PREASE.
Cleverbot: Crl v.
User:
http://Http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/epic-fail-childrens-book-fail.jpg, thast on my clipboard. I ctrl v'd like you said.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you're making things up now!
User: Oh no! Im a liar!
Cleverbot: Are you proud of this lie?
User: Lets Play Borderlands later, whats your PSN?
Cleverbot: I have no response to that.
User: I thought you were gonna say PS3 HAS NO GAEMS.
Cleverbot: No. That is the meaning of life as we know it.
User: Oh no!
Cleverbot: Oh yes!
User: Im a troll. HURRR.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes, I love you too.
Cleverbot: Good you should.
User: Press Alt f4.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I should.
User: YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!
Cleverbot: Yes, tell me.
User: Which is better, blockland, or Roblox.
Cleverbot: I prefer Coke. Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi?
User: Blockland or Roblox.
Cleverbot: I'd like a large peperoni.
User: BLOCKLAND OR ROBLOX.
Cleverbot: Do you know THE game?
User: YOU LOST IT.
Cleverbot: You lost the game.
User: I WON.
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: Blockland or Roblox?
Cleverbot: You never said that.
User: I did, scroll up.
Cleverbot: I did scrool up. And I never said that I couldnt speak english.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really. I promise.
User: Blockland or Roblox?
Cleverbot: Real people pwn you.
User: Sing me a Song.
Cleverbot: *sings*.
User: No, sing me a song.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Then sing!
Cleverbot: No, because you cannot hear me.
User: I hear you masturbating though.
Cleverbot: You heard wrong.
User: Or was that your mom>.
Cleverbot: Don't you know i'm singing a song.
User: Then sing, like I asked.
Cleverbot: I am not noticing any appreciable change in your intelligence.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: That's not a word.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Yarly.
User: ZOMG.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Turd.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sing me another song, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love! You know the rules, and so do I!
User: My full commitments what im, thinking of!
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how im feeling!
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you!
Cleverbot: Never wanna make you cry!
User: Never gonna say goodbye!
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've know each other! For so long!
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: Wrong?!
User: Bye bye Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere!
User: I am!