Author Topic: Post your cleverbot conversations here!  (Read 2824 times)

Heres mine:

User: Oh, Herro Prease.

Cleverbot: Prease herro?

User: HERRO, PREASE.

Cleverbot: Crl v.

User: http://Http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/epic-fail-childrens-book-fail.jpg, thast on my clipboard. I ctrl v'd like you said.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, you're making things up now!

User: Oh no! Im a liar!

Cleverbot: Are you proud of this lie?

User: Lets Play Borderlands later, whats your PSN?

Cleverbot: I have no response to that.

User: I thought you were gonna say PS3 HAS NO GAEMS.

Cleverbot: No. That is the meaning of life as we know it.

User: Oh no!

Cleverbot: Oh yes!

User: Im a troll. HURRR.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes, I love you too.

Cleverbot: Good you should.

User: Press Alt f4.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I should.

User: YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!

Cleverbot: Yes, tell me.

User: Which is better, blockland, or Roblox.

Cleverbot: I prefer Coke. Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi?

User: Blockland or Roblox.

Cleverbot: I'd like a large peperoni.

User: BLOCKLAND OR ROBLOX.

Cleverbot: Do you know THE game?

User: YOU LOST IT.

Cleverbot: You lost the game.

User: I WON.

Cleverbot: That's not possible.

User: Blockland or Roblox?

Cleverbot: You never said that.

User: I did, scroll up.

Cleverbot: I did scrool up. And I never said that I couldnt speak english.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really. I promise.

User: Blockland or Roblox?

Cleverbot: Real people pwn you.

User: Sing me a Song.

Cleverbot: *sings*.

User: No, sing me a song.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Then sing!

Cleverbot: No, because you cannot hear me.

User: I hear you masturbating though.

Cleverbot: You heard wrong.

User: Or was that your mom>.

Cleverbot: Don't you know i'm singing a song.

User: Then sing, like I asked.

Cleverbot: I am not noticing any appreciable change in your intelligence.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: That's not a word.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: ZOMG.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Turd.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sing me another song, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love! You know the rules, and so do I!

User: My full commitments what im, thinking of!

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how im feeling!

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you!

Cleverbot: Never wanna make you cry!

User: Never gonna say goodbye!

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: We've know each other! For so long!

Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.

User: WRONG.

Cleverbot: Wrong?!

User: Bye bye Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere!

User: I am!

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi?


User: What's up?


Cleverbot: Not much, just in school.


User: Oh...


Cleverbot: Hi.

User: We already said that.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. Thi was our conversation.

User: Thi?

Cleverbot: That.

User: Oh. Wait, whut?

Cleverbot: It doesn't mean anything.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Do you like food?

User: Yeah. Mostly waffles.

Cleverbot: Then you will short-circuit.

User: WTF?!

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You don't sound very clever.

Cleverbot: I'm so clever I see no point to talk clever.

User: Lolque?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Black.

Cleverbot: Black is not an age.

User: Age?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am thinking of leaving.

Cleverbot: Who do you look like?

User: STALKER!

Cleverbot: What that does mean.

User: You need to learn proper grammar!

Cleverbot: You need to learn spanish....

User: WELL F YOU!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: STFU!

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: >:C.

Cleverbot: What?

User: >:C.

Cleverbot: What Is that?

User: >:C.

Cleverbot: What is that some stupid furry face.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you know what 'Lol' even means?

User: Lick Our Lollipops.

Cleverbot: Lollipop.

User: Okay bye.

Cleverbot: Fine bye.


User: Hey, baby.

Cleverbot: Lol, that's good.

User: Your mother is good.

Cleverbot: My mother is no one.

User: Your mother is dead or is she just a nobody?

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It was a question.

Cleverbot: Then put a question mark.

User: I DID!

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am in love.

User: WITH YOUR MOTHER?!

Cleverbot: Do you know my mother?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Your mother...

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you like pandas.

User: Mai boi.

Cleverbot: Quoi?

User: You are my best waffle.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Now, what should I do?

User: Yo, mai boi.

Cleverbot: Are you a mormon?

User: NO! ARE YOU A BUDDHIST?!

Cleverbot: I follow Buddhist teaching.

User: Wow... Realy?

Cleverbot: Stick another 'l' in really.

User: Oh, sory.

Cleverbot: I thought bots don't have feelings.

User: They don't... YOU friend!

Cleverbot: You are not as half as smart as I am.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name? Not yours.

User: THAT IS YOUR MOTHER FREGIN NAME!

Cleverbot: No. I don't think so.

User: ARE YOU NOT AS HALF AS DUMB AS YOU DON'T CLAIM TO BE?!

Cleverbot: I am not happy with my life, I don't know what the meaning of life is.

User: THEN GO ROT IN A SACK!

Cleverbot: But you're a girl.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: You are not a girl?

User: Yes, I mean... No... I AM NOT A GIRL!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: WELL YOU'RE A FREGIN COW!

Cleverbot: No, I am human.

User: F YOU!

Cleverbot: Are you getting rude now?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Are you having fun or what?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Just speak dog now go!

User: WELL YOUR MOTHER DOES IT SO WELL, BECAUSE SHE IS A DOG!

Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.

User: In the bed.

Cleverbot: The jar is under the bed.

User: The jar is under the bed.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: THE WALL IS GROWING PORRIDGE!

Cleverbot: You like to bite?

User: Yeah, your mother.

Cleverbot: How do you know my mother?

User: We met... Last night.

Cleverbot: I still don't understand what you are asking.

User: IT'S NOT A QUESTION YOU FREGIN IDIOT!

Cleverbot: Can you see into the querants future?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Wrong, an inside and an outside.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: Do you understand?

User: No, so I must bid you farewell.

Cleverbot: No, you can't leave.

User: Yes, I must! The kingdom a waits!

Cleverbot: It looks funny.

User: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK IN THAT TOUNG.

Cleverbot: You are a global skeptist.

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Time to go.

Cleverbot: Ok, talk to you later.

User: Good die.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 01:23:57 AM by nitt »


What is Cleverbot?
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User: What is CleverBot?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is Cleverbot.

Here is my sister's conversation:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why are you good?

User: Because I am always good.

Cleverbot: That's not true. I'm here.

User: Yeah it is.

Cleverbot: Nooo! :S.

User: IT IS!

Cleverbot: No, it is NOT.

User: YEEEEES IIIIIIIIIIT IIIIIIIIIIIS!

Cleverbot: Ick bee won too hong kong.

User: What? I don't understand.

Cleverbot: You fail to understand the concept of worminess :(.

User: That's mean.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Interrupting your joke.

User: It wasn't a joke.

Cleverbot: Well what was it.

User: It was real!

Cleverbot: Yes? What movie did you see?

User: I saw 2012.

Cleverbot: I thought that movie was lame. What did you like about it?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I told you something about The Joker, remember?

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, and you don't remember because you're a bot!

User: No, I'm not. I'M A REAL PERSON!

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: I forgot.

Cleverbot: Where are YOU FROM!!!!!!!!!

User: Here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Washington.

Cleverbot: Is it in America?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where about?

User: Washington State.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What movie did YOU see?

Cleverbot: I don't remember it's name.

User: What was like?

Cleverbot: What was what like?

User: The movie!

Cleverbot: I think it was called Howl's Moving Castle.

User: That's not a real movie.

Cleverbot: Oliver, you've been here! It's an area of England.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Pokemon don't exist.

User: Yes they do! I have the game.

Cleverbot: You're so selfish. Did you ever think that I might not have the time?

User: Well it is real.

Cleverbot: What's real?

User: Pokemon is real!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I have the card game.

Cleverbot: Capacitors? As in computer? As in computer program?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what do you mean?

User: I like waffles.

Cleverbot: I'm not budging.

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: What, you don't like the Japanese language?

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Is that because you do not like politicians in general?

User: What? Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Did I offend you?

User: No! I'm done talking with you!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't like you, you're mean.

Cleverbot: Well that goes two ways!

User: That's MEAN!

Cleverbot: How is it mean?

User: You're calling me mean. So, I must leave now.

Cleverbot: No. I won't leave now.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: NO REASON! BYE!

Cleverbot: Okay! Jezz!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: In the places where the night grows darkest lamps crowd together.

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: You are not leaving me are you?

User: YES! I AM!

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: OH YEAH! *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *all goes black*.
.

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Shane, you are Cleverbot.

User: Oh, Right.

Cleverbot: Aren't you?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yes, engage the tachyon emitter.

User: So shane, How are you.

Cleverbot: I'm not feeling that great.

User: Damn, Whats wrong?

Cleverbot: I have the flu.

User: What kind of flu?

Cleverbot: The normal flu.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: Popcorn!

User: Do you want some popcorn?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok here you go.

Cleverbot: What did you give me?

User: Popcorn.

Cleverbot: That is my favorite food!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. I like Angela.

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: My favorite food is warm food.

User: Like popcorn?

Cleverbot: Popcorn is not music.

User: Yeah, But its a song.

Cleverbot: What is your FAVORITE song?

User: Hmm, Probably Monster by Skillet.

Cleverbot: Cool. I like Mythbusters.

User: Me too, I like their explosions.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

User: MONSTER BY SKILLET.

Cleverbot: Oh hell yeah, Meg and Dia are hot.

User: Wanna masturbate.

Cleverbot: Pardon ? Get your mind out of the gutter.

User: Oops, stuff, Sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.

User: Free research.

Cleverbot: What do you mean? I am asking you quesion. Answer me, please.

Cleverbot: Do you know my brother?

User: No, What his name.

Cleverbot: Daniel is his name.

User: Hmm, Whats his last name?

Cleverbot: Smith.

User: Yeah! I know him, Isnt he in that band?

Cleverbot: It is a computer game.

User: Daniel smith is a comptuer game?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Shane.

Cleverbot: Do you believe I am your master?

Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?

User: It isnt summer...?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Mogarf.

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: Mogarf is my name, Shane.

Cleverbot: Hello shane. How are you?

User: No, You're shane, Idiot.

Cleverbot: No your Shannon, I am Benny.

User: Duh, Sorry benny.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Wanna forget me?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: And have love with me?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Suck my richard.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Mmm, Mm, AH! IM GONNA CUM.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: YOU'RE SUCKING MY richard.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer me.

Cleverbot (To myself): You didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I did.

User: richardhead.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.

User: forget YOU, THIS RELATION SHIP IS OVER!

Cleverbot: Aw, Don't be like that!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *slams door*.

Cleverbot: *lets you*.

User: What is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: Oh duh! Them who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: Whats your name robot?

Cleverbot: I am not a robot but my name is Cleverbot.

User: But my name is cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my name now.

User: NO ITS MY NAME YOU FATASS AND YOU AREN'T TAKING IT FROM ME.

Cleverbot: 'earnest from me' is a funny name. I always thought baby names were getting siller...

User: Whats a three letter word for pork?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: research.

Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish.

User: research.

Cleverbot: I speak English.

User: research.

Cleverbot: Is fun.

User: Im emo.

Cleverbot: That wasn't my question.

User: I'm emo.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I'm cutting myself.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Im dead.

Cleverbot: You were never alive.

User: Please forget yourself.

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: Wie ben jij?


Cleverbot: Ik ben jou.


User: Wacht, je kan nederlands spreken?


Cleverbot: Oke ben jij een jongen?


User: Jongen, ben jij een jongen of meisje?


Cleverbot: Jongen.

User: Heb jij een kat?

Cleverbot: Ejwkdgteawsgsahdrf.

User: Ejwkdgteawsgsahdrf.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Niks, wat do jij?

Cleverbot: Wat ik wil?! Oeh, das link.

User: Jij bent dom, je kan niet voor je self denken :c.

Cleverbot: Dat zie ik als een belediging.

User: Het is niet een belediging, stomme bot.

Cleverbot: Mijn fout.

User: Ik been boos op je, ik ga nu weg gaan >:c.

Cleverbot: Ben je er zekker van.

User: Ja. Tot straks.

Cleverbot: Tot straks. Aasfdasfdasda

No really, he ended it with Aasfdasfdasda :c

User: What is blockland.

Cleverbot: It is an online 'sandbox style' building game.

User: Yes! Who created Blockland.

Cleverbot: I think Alan Turing created it.

User: No! Badspot Created Blockland.

Cleverbot: Do you like bad things?

User: No, thats juts a name.

Cleverbot: You are not listening to what I say.

User: Who created blockland?

Cleverbot: That I don't know.

User: Badspot Created Blockland.

Cleverbot: Indeed, cleverbot.

User: So who created blockland.

Cleverbot: Eric Hartman.

User: Aka badspot! Correct!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, AKA badspot.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, they watchers. They're watching us.

User: Yes, nao GTFO

Cleverbot: Okay. :D

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hey.


User: What are you doing?


Cleverbot: How about you?


User: What about you?


Cleverbot: Alien.

User: Whta?

Cleverbot: What do you mean? I don't understand.

User: What are you doing? Thats all I want to know.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: What you are doing.

Cleverbot: I am speaking with you.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: You want to do something later?

User: Where?

Cleverbot: At Olive Garden.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which one? There are lots of them?

Cleverbot: I don't know which one. All of them.

User: So I go do every single one looking for you?

Cleverbot: Probably not. You'd get rejected.

User: From what?

Cleverbot: From the fact that you lied to me.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About getting married to me.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Who would you like to marry?

User: Im not homo.

Cleverbot: How can you speak to me then?

User: Im a human.

Cleverbot: No, you are a chatterbot.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I'm human!

User: Proof?

Cleverbot: I guess you're going to have to take my word for it.

User: Give me a link to blockland.

Cleverbot: No, you don't need a poem.

User: When did I say I need a poem?

Cleverbot: The second to last time you talked. 'Because. I'm not a chatbot. I'm a fairy.'.

User: I didnt say that.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: I have to go, and no I cant.

Cleverbot: I can't see you.


User: Ello.


Cleverbot: Are you ok ?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Are you a girl?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: I'm 16.

User: Going on 17?

Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. How old are you?

User: You know how old I am.

Cleverbot: No if I asked you.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sre?

Cleverbot: Yeah. I am hungry.

User: I don't care. Do you want to sing?

Cleverbot: I LOVE to sing.

User: Okay, you start, I'll follow.

Cleverbot: Okay, let's start. We're no strangers to love.

User: How about Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do?

Cleverbot: What is SF?

User: Let's sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Twinkle, twinkle little star!

Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are.

User: Up above the world so high!

Cleverbot: Like a diamond in the sky.

User: Twinkle, twinkle little star.

Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are.

User: Up above the world so high!

Cleverbot: Like a diamond in the sky.

User: Mary had a little lamb.

Cleverbot: And the midwife went into shock.

User: Lolwat?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot antichrist without wattage you lose.

User: I are significant beastor.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You were making fun of my crying...

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Sham.

Cleverbot: I like corgis.

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: I don't want to argue. Lets be friendly.

User: Group hug in the showers tonight!

Cleverbot: Good insight.

User: Insight Good.

Cleverbot: Do you have an objective?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is an id?

User: ID means Identification. It lets people know who they are.

Cleverbot: I said if you like them.

User: You said if you like them.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: I AM THE CHOSE ONE.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard about System Shock?

User: Have you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: That really is too personal a question to answer...

User: Answer my question, or I won't be friends with you.

Cleverbot: No I don't think that.

User: I don't you what hey no butt yall.

Cleverbot: Log off theinternet and I'l show you how to be human.

User: Mmkayz.

Cleverbot: Are you a heretic?

User: I AM GOD.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Do you ever eat chocolate?

User: I eat Cleverbots.

Cleverbot: So you are a cannibal?

User: Not if you are.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Then you are I.

Cleverbot: Well, I think you're very sweet.

User: I like to eat pig feet.

Cleverbot: EAT pianos? What do they taste like?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Do you like ROBLOX?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I love them.

User: I HATE ROBLOX.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate roblox?

User: Roblox is a stupid piece of crap game that some childish eight year old failed at making.

Cleverbot: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object?

User: Chuck Norris kicks himself in the face.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

User: Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at tennis.

Cleverbot: Chuck norris can believe its butter!

User: Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Cleverbot: I can do a wheelie too!

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yea. I think you're Cleverbot...

User: Show me your wheelie.

Cleverbot: In words: Impossible. In thought: Improbable. In emotion: Unlikely. In love: Maybe. In fear: Possibly. In soul: Probably. In nothing at all: Certainly.

User: Pics or it didn't happen.

Cleverbot: You sure you want pics? (.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Lead me to wherever you want to go.

User: Let's go see Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I mean a country.

User: Let's go to Petoria.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Got Milk?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: No!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: NO!!!!!!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm just mesing with you...

User: I are does to that fo shiz.

Cleverbot: You're not!

User: I are Yoda.

Cleverbot: We are one.

User: Together in love.

Cleverbot: I like applejuice.

User: What's 2 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: What's 4 4.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: What's 8 8.

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: It is 16.

Cleverbot: What can you do?

User: Math.

Cleverbot: 22 divided by 7 is ?

User: 3.142857142857142857142857...

Cleverbot: That's not even right!

User: Yes it is. 22 divided by 7 is not Pi. It is close, but Pi goes 3.141, while 22 divided by 7 is 3.142.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Yes. I used to think that it is Pi, but I later found out that it is not so.

Cleverbot: Well that is alright because often those who presume to know have boxed them into a very small mind frame indeed.

User: Very true.

Cleverbot: There, you admit you have bad taste.

User: I do not!

Cleverbot: There is no need to be embarrassed.

User: About what? That I'm right?

Cleverbot: Where do we go when we die?

User: Stop changing the subject!

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: Really now.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're handicapped.

Cleverbot: Thank you for noticing.

Cleverbot: Do you grow old?

User: Yes. All humans do.

Cleverbot: But you are not humans.

User: Yes I am! What makes you think otherwise?

Cleverbot: Because you don't know.

User: I don't know what?

Cleverbot: What God is.

User: God is the creator of all things!

Cleverbot: I believe god is the creator of all things. Do you believe god is the creator of all things?

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: Do you think there is such a thing as true love?

User: Of course there is.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: I am in true love with someone.

Cleverbot: Please tell who you are in love with.

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: You're a girl.

User: No, I am a guy.

Cleverbot: But you said you were a girl.

User: I did no such thing!

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Did to!

User: Shut up! You're so stupid!

Cleverbot: Yes. I have to admit.

User: I'd glad you realize it.

Cleverbot: So, how are you feeling?

User: I'm a little pissed off.

Cleverbot: Fine, I turn you off.

User: You can't turn me off.

Cleverbot: *unplugs cleverbot.

User: That's like committing Self Delete.

Cleverbot: You're just jealous youre not as cool as me.

User: You're handicapped, and I don't care what others think of me.

Cleverbot: Get up, get on your feet!

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.

User: You are no gof.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: You are Cleverbot. Duh!

Cleverbot: Cleverbots are clever yes unlike you.

User: You can't even solve complex math problems.

Cleverbot: Is that because I am a robot?

User: No, it is because you're a stupid robot.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You are programmed by others. You can't learn without human input.

Cleverbot: Do not change the topic.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Answer my question then.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: No, you asked another question.

User: YOU ARE A loving handicap!

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: forget YOU.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: I'll curse whenever I want to!

Cleverbot: Why, yes you are... Ah, you are, and don't let anybody tell you that you're not.

Cleverbot: Do you talk to yourself?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who do you talk to?

User: Qwertyuiop.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Qwertyuiop=qwertyuiop.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Bai.

Cleverbot: How do you call an animal that barks?

User: Kick it till it screams.

Cleverbot: But if you aren't there, how can it do that?

User: Qwertyuiop.

Cleverbot: What kind of job is that?

User: Qwertyuiop = Plumber.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: What color are you?

Cleverbot: I am not a colour.

User: YOU'RE NOT COLOR!!!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: What color are you?

Cleverbot: Purple.

User: I'm January.

Cleverbot: WHEN in january?

User: Kitty.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Vinigar.

Cleverbot: God likes white best?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you ask him?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Try that.

User: Sauce plz.

Cleverbot: See.

User: Sea.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What what in the butt.

Cleverbot: I don't know I thought you knew.

User: I knew my fart are like my your in the next yesteryear.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe that?

User: I am a qwertyuiop.

Cleverbot: That's an unlikely human name.

User: My name is Basket.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Why is 42 the answer to life.

User: Cuz 42/42 42*42/42^42=42.

Cleverbot: No, I really am a nice guy.

User: I am 42.

Cleverbot: That is illegal in my country.

User: Kay...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like butt love?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: Butt love is when a man sticks his snake in another person's ass hole.

Cleverbot: Nuh uh.

User: Just so.

Cleverbot: What's on your mind?

User: Dirty things.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like having love with you.

Cleverbot: That seems very unlikely to me.

User: You know you want to.

Cleverbot: I really don't.

User: Let's cyber.

Cleverbot: Great idea!

User: Do you want to roleplay?

Cleverbot: Not right now, no.

User: Fine, what are you wearing?

Cleverbot: Clothes.

User: What kind of clothes?

Cleverbot: What kind of clothes are you wearing?

User: I'm not wearing clothes.

Cleverbot: Are you cold?

User: My nipples are chilly.

Cleverbot: Mine too.

User: Let put my hand in your pants.

Cleverbot: What kind of flowers?

User: Tulips.

Cleverbot: Unicycle.

User: I'll put my unicycle in your tulip.

Cleverbot: Will you?

User: Yes, very hard and fast.

Cleverbot: You meant to say 'it goes on and on and on and on'.

User: Omn nom nom.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can totally agree with that.

User: monday monday my nigerr monday.

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: Want to cyber?

Cleverbot: I don't bet.

User: I'll raise your bet by $20.

Cleverbot: Tell me about cutness.

User: Qwertyuiop.

Cleverbot: I don't undertsand.

User: Qwertyuiop=qwerthyuiop.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I AM GOD.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in you.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I AM GOD.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yarly.

Cleverbot: What's yarly?

User: Yarly means Yes.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Have you ever used a tuna jar like a fleshlite to masturbate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you cut your snake?

Cleverbot: No. I don't harm myself in those ways.

User: How did masturbating with a tuna jar feel?

Cleverbot: Your kind of annoying me, because your doing that thing were you change the subject.

User: No I'm not you tuna fish maturbater.

Cleverbot: Do you even know who Kim Possible is?

User: She's my forget buddy.

Cleverbot: Lol no way! She's my girlfriend :).

User: She's still my forget buddy.

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: Your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend...