using "u" or "ur" for "you" and "you're/your" because you're too damn lazy to type out a 3/4/5 letter word
If you're going to say "plz" because it is shorter than "please" because it is shorter than "yes"
I hate religious freaks who try to shove it down my throat.
I hate campin' biotches on a FPS
I hate politicians.
I hate people who act tough even though they aren't.
Oh, and "yo' momma" jokes.