Funny chat convos

[TruBluRage]

Post your funny chat convos for people to make fun of your sense of humor.
I'll go first.

[2:25:28 PM] TruBluRage: MUHAMMADJIHAD
[2:32:01 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: AHERPADERPAHERPA
[2:32:22 PM] TruBluRage: AHHHlALALALALALALALAL
[2:32:25 PM] TruBluRage: A
[2:32:28 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: BAHAMBI
[2:32:36 PM] TruBluRage: SKINSHARUGRAD!!
[2:32:38 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: TANGO SUCKA
[2:32:46 PM] TruBluRage: YES PLEASE.
[2:32:59 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: SWITCH, COMMIE TEAM!
[2:33:02 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: BARRACK O BEE
[2:33:17 PM] TruBluRage: ASPLELFSH
[2:33:27 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: SPISHKA
[2:33:34 PM] TruBluRage: BOOSCHKA
[2:33:39 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: THE GAME
[2:33:42 PM] TruBluRage: ZEEEEEEEEENTEEEEEEEEEEEEX
[2:33:48 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: OMGEMPELECTRICALSTUFFISDOWN
[2:33:50 PM] TruBluRage: DELEDELEDELEDELEDELEDELEGUITA RSOLOELELDELELDELDLEL
[2:34:03 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: Am bored.
[2:34:05 PM] TruBluRage: Same.
[2:34:12 PM] TruBluRage: Wanna go for some Pizza?
[2:34:23 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: Yes.
[2:34:23 PM] TruBluRage: 'nuff said.
[2:34:23 PM] Dimitriano Diugot: 'nuff said indeed.

[Ad Bot]

[D3ATH]

While it may be funny to you, it is highly unfunny for a person who doesn't know any of those persons.

[King of losers]

{-BCG-}Don Yoshi(YFG):"Walt Disney was a furry. Now go fap to Robin Hood"
DNR| King of Losers =(TNS-GM)=: MAYBE I WILL

[Sebster 105]

Stranger: Hi, wanna meat
Megaguy: Sure
Megaguy: IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY 2 INCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TruBluRage]

While it may be funny to you, it is highly unfunny for a person who doesn't know any of those persons.

I just want to make it clear that this is the kind
of friendry you won't get any respect or cool
points for doing.

Continue with the plan, my monkeys.

[D3ATH]

I just want to make it clear that this is the kind
of friendry you won't get any respect or cool
points for doing.

Oh no!

[tails]

Eeeerverybody knows dante

(1)

[TruBluRage]

Eeeerverybody knows dante

(1)

I.
Can't.
Breathe.

[Brickman]

This is about as far as me and Randomguy get to talking about the economy.

Daniel says:
 how much is a goat
Randomguy says:
 lots
Daniel says:
 can i have eight
Randomguy says:
 that will be 8 lots
Daniel says:
 i have nine
Randomguy says:
 ok 9 lots
Daniel says:
 but i only have 3
Randomguy says:
 ok that will be 20 lots, final offer
Daniel says:
 80 or no dice
Randomguy says:
 deal
Daniel says:
 here are your goats
Randomguy says:
 thank you kind sir
Daniel says:
 you're welcome
Randomguy says:
 hopefully my vendagoat machine will not run out now
 people have been purchacing goats
 a lot
Daniel says:
 i hate it when people do that
Randomguy says:
 yes me too
Daniel says:
 goat stocks are going down
Randomguy says:
 that is not a good sign
 goats may go extinct at this rate
 or even worse, bankrupt
Daniel says:
 they'll have to forclose
Randomguy says:
 this will only hurt the economy
 we must prepare
Daniel says:
 we must buy as many goat stocks as we can
Randomguy says:
 yes
 quickly
 to the goatmobile
Daniel says:
 holy goats, goatman
Randomguy says:
 goaty goats, goatgoat
Daniel says:
 coats
Randomguy says:
 goats that wear coats...
 i admire them
Daniel says:
 they are my roll model
Randomguy says:
 yes very much so
Daniel says:
 ghostly goats wearing coats
Randomguy says:
 i wonder if they enjoy eating oats
Daniel says:
 and live on the coast
Randomguy says:
 not to boast, but goats eating oats on the coast would be quite a site
 sight***
 silly me
Daniel says:
 i wonder if they live in a beach house
Randomguy says:
 i hope so
Daniel says:
 i wouldn't want them to boast though
Randomguy says:
 no, they might roast if they boast, those silly goats on the coast
Daniel says:
 boast about their ghostly goat oats
Randomguy says:
 indeed
 perhaps they have toast with their oats?
Daniel says:
 boast about their ghostly goat roasted oats in their beach house
Randomguy says:
 most toast goes well with oats
Daniel says:
 goat oat toast
Randomguy says:
 those crazy kids
Daniel says:
 i have to go play goatar hero 3
Randomguy says:
 i will play goat fortress 2
 have a goaty day

[cheesecow]

guy: ur mum is fat
noob: no shes not
guy: yes she is
noob: i no!!!!!! 

[King of losers]

guy: ur mum is fat
noob: no shes not
guy: yes she is
noob: i no!!!!!!  

Your not funny.

EDIT:

DJ: I found a cowboy hat in my parents bed room, god knows what they do with it.
{-BCG-}Don Yoshi(YFG): lol
DJ: BAD THOUGHTS!