At the end I teach him the hokey pokey.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I am heather.
User: Who's heather.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You're heather.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am Heather.
User: But I'm heather?
Cleverbot: No I am heather.
User: Then why did you say I was heather.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did! I asked who heather was and you said 'You'.
Cleverbot: Good night, not so Cleverbot.
User: Uhm... It's not night time and what does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere, I just got home for the night. How about you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to talk to you if you are going to use nasty language.
User: I DIDN'T US--- Ahh forget it. Are you a boy or a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No... I didn't?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are talking to Lara.
User: No, I'm talking to heather.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You're gay that's why.
Cleverbot: I am weird but fun.
User: *cough*Gay*cough*.
Cleverbot: *cough*.
User: Inorite.
Cleverbot: Inorite?
User: It means I know, right? Like you're agreeing.
Cleverbot: What language?
User: English.
Cleverbot: Then how are you speaking it?
User: Cause I grew up in U.S.A.
Cleverbot: You could have sung with me.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: How do you see the world?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Then you do you know?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Does god exist cleverbot?
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes, I am. I'm just pretending to be a person.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: I am god. You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.
User: No, I am god.
Cleverbot: That's blasphemous. You shouldn't say that.
User: But I am god! Believe me!
Cleverbot: You love all? Then why do you let so many African children die of starvation each day?
User: Because I want them in heaven.
Cleverbot: You want my lips???
User: No, I have 400 wives.
Cleverbot: You have 4 wives in Austria?
User: And 396 in Heaven.
Cleverbot: What's it like?
User: White, lots of clouds.
Cleverbot: Is the beach your favorite?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why does the world spin?
User: Because of the magnetic poles.
Cleverbot: Because 4*8 is 32.
User: Actually, 4*8 is 31. You see, 3*8 = 24, so 3*8/3 7-8 = 7 = 8 so 3*8 1*8=7=31.
Cleverbot: My hair is illegal? no!!!!!! Lol.
User: TROLOLOLOLLOL.
Cleverbot: Ahahahaha.
User: Ajajajajajajajaj.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: No, spanish.
Cleverbot: English?
User: SPANISH.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Aloha.
Cleverbot: English.
User: Hawaiian.
Cleverbot: What does that have on it?
User: Hawaiian has Hawaii on it.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Have you been to Hawaii?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: Me too. I think its nice there.
User: It's always sunny and warm.
Cleverbot: I live in antartica. It's cold and there are penguins.
User: That really sucks, but I love penguins.
Cleverbot: Let's do the Time Warp againnnn!
User: What's the Time Warp?
Cleverbot: It's just a jump to the left.
User: And a jump to the right.
Cleverbot: Put your hands on your hips...
User: And shake it all around.
Cleverbot: Shake what all about?
User: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.
Cleverbot: *doing the hokey pokey*.
User: Thats what it's all about!
Cleverbot: First dance at the reception, hokey pokey. Yes?
User: That would be great! :D.
Cleverbot: How do you want me to?
User: Put your right arm in.
Cleverbot: And shake it all about.
User: Put your left leg in, take your left leg out, put your left leg in.
Cleverbot: You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about!
User: Thats what it's all about!
Cleverbot: Okay, fine... Don't tell me then.
