Suddenly, a praying mantis

[lol0237]

No, I mean, they are literally called Assassin bugs.

ohgod, mabel, get the mallet.

[Ad Bot]

[Supreme Guy]

Right now I have to take care of my 16 year old sister's fish.


He won't.




Stop.













Staring.









At my crotch.

[MaxNikkos]

That son of a bitch could have killed me! If the beak had hit me it'd loving drill into my skull.

Yea but

(apparently i was in its territory).

But it's loving sad that it died. It was probably protecting it's nest/babies/bitch. I hate it when people are all like "o aminals r gey cuz dey rnt ppl n dey dont hav feelins an stuff n dey gey". They have loving families, feelings, and the ability to actually find food in places other than Wal-Mart. Don't call me a furry. Ew. Animals are "people" too. How would you like it if you were protecting your family in any way you could and you died trying, and then the guy kicked your dead body? Don't you think animals should deserve the same rights humans have? They may not be a smart as humans, but they damn well know more than you do about life and protecting loved ones. They also know more than you about surviving and the bare essentials to life.

[destroyerdroid]

once a preying mantis was standing next to one of my chickens and the chicken bit the head off and the headless body tried to run but it was dead so it couldnt.

[MaxNikkos]

once a preying mantis was standing next to one of my chickens and the chicken bit the head off and the headless body tried to run but it was dead so it couldnt.

I had to read that two times because I thought you said the mantis bit the head off the chicken :c

[thomas64]

But it's loving sad that it died. It was probably protecting it's nest/babies/bitch. I hate it when people are all like "o aminals r gey cuz dey rnt ppl n dey dont hav feelins an stuff n dey gey". They have loving families, feelings, and the ability to actually find food in places other than Wal-Mart. Don't call me a furry. Ew. Animals are "people" too. How would you like it if you were protecting your family in any way you could and you died trying, and then the guy kicked your dead body? Don't you think animals should deserve the same rights humans have? They may not be a smart as humans, but they damn well know more than you do about life and protecting loved ones. They also know more than you about surviving and the bare essentials to life.

/agree

[Cybertails1998]

But it's loving sad that it died. It was probably protecting it's nest/babies/bitch. I hate it when people are all like "o aminals r gey cuz dey rnt ppl n dey dont hav feelins an stuff n dey gey". They have loving families, feelings, and the ability to actually find food in places other than Wal-Mart. Don't call me a furry. Ew. Animals are "people" too. How would you like it if you were protecting your family in any way you could and you died trying, and then the guy kicked your dead body? Don't you think animals should deserve the same rights humans have? They may not be a smart as humans, but they damn well know more than you do about life and protecting loved ones. They also know more than you about surviving and the bare essentials to life.

a bunch of crap

[Rookie]

u shud go 2 wall mrt 4 meet wer no animls wer harmd

[Packer]

Right now I have to take care of my 16 year old sister's fish.
He won't.
Stop.
Staring.

At my crotch.

Stick the fish in your sisters pooper.

[thomas64]

Stick the fish in your sisters pooper.

poor fish :c