Suddenly, a praying mantis

[thomas64]

So, I was just here, minding my own business, playing minecraft, and then this praying mantis ambushes me from above, luckily it missed and landed right next to me, and I took it out side to be free.
When it fell, I swear it scared the forget out of me.
Just another sign that the world is trying to kill me.


Discuss being ambushed by nature.

[Ad Bot]

[otto-san]

once my buddy keith caught a fly

[JAW959]

There was a fly in Wisconsin that was ramming me, and it felt like getting hit by an airsoft bb.

[Night Fox]

once my buddy keith caught a fly

Kill all sons 'o bitches.

[thomas64]

There was a fly in Wisconsin that was ramming me, and it felt like getting hit by an airsoft bb.

Being hit with one of those hurts :C
My friend "accidentally" shot me while my other friend was using me as a human shield.

[Rookie]

the praying mantis was me

[Night Fox]

the praying mantis was me

Orly?

[thomas64]

the praying mantis was me

Stay out of my damn'd house.

[Rookie]

Stay out of my damn'd house.

i got lost looking for narnia

[Lileep]

I once almost got killed by a Falcon(inb4falconpunch).

I'm just walking in the park minding my own business, and I hear CAAAAAWWWWWWW or something and some loving falcon NOSE DIVED AT ME(apparently i was in its territory).

Idk how, but I managed to get out of the way and luckily I was on a concrete path, so it loving faceplanted into the ground and died.

I kicked the dead body.

[Rookie]

I once almost got killed by a Falcon(inb4falconpunch).

I'm just walking in the park minding my own business, and I hear CAAAAAWWWWWWW or something and some loving falcon NOSE DIVED AT ME(apparently i was in its territory).

Idk how, but I managed to get out of the way and luckily I was on a concrete path, so it loving faceplanted into the ground and died.

I kicked the dead body.

i like your avatar

wait goddamnit that makes me a creep

[kanew2000]

falconpunch

amicoolyet

[thomas64]

I kicked the dead body.

starfish >:c

[Gimmedagun]

I once almost got killed by a Falcon(inb4falconpunch).

I'm just walking in the park minding my own business, and I hear CAAAAAWWWWWWW or something and some loving falcon NOSE DIVED AT ME(apparently i was in its territory).

Idk how, but I managed to get out of the way and luckily I was on a concrete path, so it loving faceplanted into the ground and died.

I kicked the dead body.

Your freaking cruel

[Lileep]

starfish >:c

That son of a bitch could have killed me! If the beak had hit me it'd loving drill into my skull.