Author Topic: Suddenly, a praying mantis  (Read 14088 times)

That would of scared the forget out of me

I once almost got killed by a Falcon(inb4falconpunch).

I'm just walking in the park minding my own business, and I hear CAAAAAWWWWWWW or something and some loving falcon NOSE DIVED AT ME(apparently i was in its territory).

Idk how, but I managed to get out of the way and luckily I was on a concrete path, so it loving faceplanted into the ground and died.

I kicked the dead body.
good job
fukin eagles

so it loving faceplanted into the ground and died.
Hilarious mental images.

Hilarious mental images.

just imagine it looking like "O SHI O SHI O SHI" then hitting the ground and it's beak cracking.

Pretty much what happened.

guys tomas64 found narnia in the closet

That son of a bitch could have killed me! If the beak had hit me it'd loving drill into my skull.
That still isnt a reason to have kicked the body what if it was a mother falcon? now its babies are probably dead because of you you could have at least caught it then let it go then ran the crap out of there :(

That son of a bitch could have killed me! If the beak had hit me it'd loving drill into my skull.
You didn't have to boot the dead body, that just makes you seem like an starfish.

guys thomas64 found Narnia in the closet
hue.

just imagine it looking like "O SHI O SHI O SHI" then hitting the ground and it's beak cracking.

Pretty much what happened.
You should change your profile pic to have a pic of a dead bird thats been kicked and have it say "dead bird kicker"


That still isnt a reason to have kicked the body what if it was a mother falcon? now its babies are probably dead because of you you could have at least caught it then let it go then ran the crap out of there :(
How is she supposed to catch a falcon when it is nosediving at her face?
Use common sense. The falcon killed itself.

That son of a bitch could have killed me! If the beak had hit me it'd loving drill into my skull.
Drill Peck

How is she supposed to catch a falcon when it is nosediving at her face?
Use common sense. The falcon killed itself.
Lileep is not a girl.

That face in his avatar is from a commercial.

How is she supposed to catch a falcon when it is nosediving at her face?
Use common sense. The falcon killed itself.
dang it i think... grab it super fast before it hits the ground?

dang it i think... grab it super fast before it hits the ground?
THAT WILL TOTALLY WORK!1!

Lileep is not a girl.

That face in his avatar is from a commercial.
why was this necessary to point out