You pick up the device and..

WHOLY stuff!
YOU CAN PICK stuff UP NOW, WHAT GREATFULNESS!

YOU ARE GOD.
YOU CAN THROW THIS DUMPSTER WHEREVER THE HELL YOU WANT, AND DO W--

Dumbass.
You dropped the dumpster on you.
And dropped the device.
All you can hear outside is random screaming, and gunfire.
What are you going to do, dumbass?