Favorite Phrases

[deadpossom]

"Tom, if irony was strawberries, we would be drinking a whole lot of smothies right now.
"I'll be back."

[Ad Bot]

[Rathgarf]

"B-but... I like killing people."
"Bangarang, motherforgeter."

[PowerDag]

"OOOOH, OOOOOH! BANANA!"

[Stick Man]

"Hey guys! Let's play a board game!"
"YEAH!!!"

[Night Fox]

"We were gonna do that, but your momma snorted up all the dope."

"Don't worry, we're Bros!"

[Dr.Block]

"Procrastination is like procrastination. Feels good at first, but then you realize that you just forgeted yourself."


"He could kick your ass twice on a Tuesday!"

[Flamecannon]

I don't own HL2 but my friends got me into it.
"WAIT A SECOND! THAT'S NOT GORDON FREEMAN!"
"Sometimes I dream about cheese. You feelin' it? I am. Cheese."
"Rise and shine, Gordon Freeman."

" LORDY LORDY I DUN SEE A DEAD BODY NEAR THE RIVER"
"Is this the part where we do something?"

"You're a meaniepantsfacemcgeehead!"
"That's what she said"
"Your Mom" (I'm immature)
"In bed"
"THEN WHO WAS PHONE"
"DID I DO THAT?"

Like I said, I'm an immature fellow C:

[PowerDag]

Like I said, I'm an immature fellow C:

Oh, you.

[D.A.C.K]

"Pick up that can." - Combine Soldier

"Yo momma!" - Yo momma

"RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING!" - Banana Phone

[Night Fox]

"DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME WITH THAT TONE OF VOICE!"

[JTBreslow]

Politics are like a car, put it in D to go forward, and R to go backwards.

[Cybertails1998]

"That thing is expensive. How dare I ask, does the mayor offer such niceties on a public servant's salary?" - Sam, from MySims Agents.

"stuffBALLZ? My grandson's name is stuffBALLZ?" - Oak, generated meme.

"ares is my favorite roman" - Slowpoke, from BL Forums.

"Standin' around like a bloody idiot!" - Sniper, from You-Know-What.

[Zuero]

"Frozen Constipation"
One of my friends said that in Science. :3

[carolcat]

Someone who doesn't worry about life in the future won't fight for his life in the present.