Post ways to piss off your neighbors.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Do they make yiff mags?

hue

oh god lol.



piss on their lawn ornaments
or, stuff in their car engine
the heat of the engine running will melt the stuff and cause it stink bad as forget for days. :D

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[Roknrollwill]

piss on their lawn ornaments
or, stuff in their car engine
the heat of the engine running will melt the stuff and cause it stink bad as forget for days. :D

I take it you come from experience.

[Chrono]

B/E. Steal nothing.

[The Doctor]

Why r u asking for opinions?

Luckily, I found the post just in time. Expert antagonizer, and vandal.
1: TP Their house (thats old school, pusillanimous individual)
2: You, or your pet should take a stuff on their lawn.
3: Steal their garden gnomes
4: If they have solar lamps, take, smash, break, or hide them
(Warning, after 3 and 4, they might start to put up Trap Cameras, BE CAREFUL)
You may need to start strategically planning your actions now, if you have found where they are, start taking plans, and use strategy's.
5: Graffiti
(Okay, after 5, they might start calling the cops, who will do a patrol, or stay outside the house for a hour or 2, So keep an eye out)'
6: If they have a guard dog, do the classic move, grab some meat and throw it so the dog will be distracted, and you can do your work.

PM me for more stuff

I am not responsible if you get caught

[Exo Pheratype]

Oh easy one, piss in the upper part of the toilet and in the toilet bowl. That way when they flush it, it cleans the toilet bowl with piss.

[Meekl]

Why r u asking for opinions?

Luckily, I found the post just in time. Expert antagonizer, and vandal.
1: TP Their house (thats old school, pusillanimous individual)
2: You, or your pet should take a stuff on their lawn.
3: Steal their garden gnomes
4: If they have solar lamps, take, smash, break, or hide them
(Warning, after 3 and 4, they might start to put up Trap Cameras, BE CAREFUL)
You may need to start strategically planning your actions now, if you have found where they are, start taking plans, and use strategy's.
5: Graffiti
(Okay, after 5, they might start calling the cops, who will do a patrol, or stay outside the house for a hour or 2, So keep an eye out)'
6: If they have a guard dog, do the classic move, grab some meat and throw it so the dog will be distracted, and you can do your work.

PM me for more stuff

I am not responsible if you get caught

Dude.
This is a joke thread.
No srsness allowed.

[CrumpetMassacre]

Be like JD and play your music loud and full of bass late at night.

[aml]

But my neighbors are nice people :c

[Roknrollwill]

Be like JD and play your music loud and full of bass late at night.

Nagnagnag 

[The Doctor]

Dude.
This is a joke thread.
No srsness allowed.

Wulda been nice to know before I posted