Author Topic: Post ways to piss off your neighbors.  (Read 1683 times)


Light their house on fire. c:
as long as the house is being lit with a flamecannon

osht! How could you mage! D':
I've only ever done it once. And it was an accident. :c

But it certainly made them angry.

Egg them on. Through the window. While they are having love.
Go go go! Thrust thrust thrust! Who came first? Go go go! repeat



Dig a hole in their yard.

I did that on Halloween,  :cookieMonster:

Go go go! Thrust thrust thrust! Who came first? Go go go! repeat

Lol'd


Order research mags to their address (neighbors are married).

Throw creepy voodoo-ish dolls into their window during the night, then if they ask you about it, tell them that each of the dolls look like different members of a family that was killed several years before they moved there.

Order research mags to their address (neighbors are married).
I bet someone's gonna do that to me one day.

When they're sleeping, put a "For Sale" sign on their lawn.

I bet someone's gonna do that to me one day.
Do they make yiff mags?

hue

Piss in empty apply juice carton and put in mailbox with convincing letter.

stuff on doormat and smear it with knife so it is flat and not noticable.

Piss/cum on front door doorknob.

Dig hole in yawn while they are away and cover it with fake grass patch. they'll shat themselves when they walk and fall in.

Print picture of snake and tape it to door.




1) Ask neighbors if they will pay you to mow their lawn.
2) Tell them you charge by the hour. (Bring a lawnmower with you to help you)
3) Mow lawn...
4) ...with scissors.