A story I wrote for my girlfriend.

[steve5451]

I'm going to be honest here.

I have a boner. But it only because I imagined it in my mind. ._.

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[yogamoanyo]

That face you keep attempting to make looks really gay. And you're also doing it wrong.

You can't loving speak, so shush.


Why did you bump this anyways? This topic does have some of my favorite posts, though.

[jackstanator]

maxnikkos, you are SICK! and so is your gf. also, your gf is fugly

[TheScout]

Authors thoughts while writing this:

LET US MAKE SOME BUTSECKS.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Authors thoughts while writing this:

LET US MAKE SOME BUTSECKS.

Why did you bump this. I hate you now.

[Tingalz]

Why did you bump this. I hate you now.

If you pay attention to dates you would see he wasn't the bumper