Author Topic: The Sims 3: Death, Chess, and Love.  (Read 1343 times)

Yes here is ze deal.

So my wife died whilst trying to make me a sandwich and death came and devoured her soul, I was able to play chess for her life and I actually won. So here's the deal, I was married to my wife (Herp) and it says that I am just her Fiancee. What do I do Lockbland? I've gotten up to irresitable and there is no news of private weddings, and my phone party schedualer doesn't have a wedding option.



Wat do D:

It's obvious that your tramp of a wife has another man on the side. That's why you're the "fiancee."

Kill the bitch and move on.

No because she resembles the chick I admire in real life D:

kill the bitch

ice the bitch

But but but if I didnt want her I wouldn't have played chess for her life D:




and she makes me Macaroni and cheese in her underwear while I play videogames so help me find a way to remarry

But but but if I didnt want her I wouldn't have played chess for her life D:




and she makes me Macaroni and cheese in her underwear while I play videogames so help me find a way to remarry

Find another woman that does that.

Yes okay icing bitch/finding new bitch jokes are over yes


Okay help me fix this problem of mine

Kill. The. loving. Women. You. pusillanimous individual.

Welp she got electecuted twice





making me mac and cheese  :cookieMonster:


Thus was the end of Tamara Valleys




Ps: last name is Valleys Because my normal Character name is Dusty Wastelands, who I make a storyline for every sandbox game, but since the world hasn't been blown to atomic smithereens yet his last name is just Valleys.

Thus was the end of Tamara Valleys

why do you admire a black girl

She's white but the name is weird as forget

If it was my choice it would be something that wasn't so black.

you must be very lonely if you care this much about a video game character

Acutally I have this thing about the smallest problems, and the fact that I was married to a sim I wasnt married to didn't let me enjoy the game as much as I should. And I might be addicted to the sims.


But but but if I didnt want her I wouldn't have played chess for her life D:




and she makes me Macaroni and cheese in her underwear while I play videogames so help me find a way to remarry
1. Go to edit town

2.Make the chick again

3.Place her in an empty house

4.Get in relashunsheep

5.????

6.Profit

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