So I found a deal. Wat do?

[StarDust]

http://www.coldsteel.com/point-guard.html
Ohhellyus

[Ad Bot]

[Bloody Mary]

If you want a real sword, go here; http://www.coldsteel.com/swords.html

If not, go anywhere else.

See, now this is a good sword site.
Notice how almost all of the swords are over 200 dollars.

[Mardalf]

Get a metal pipe instead, seriously, wooden sticks are nothing compared to pipes.

a crowbar. Weapons in disguise "it's not a weapon it's a tool"

[IkeTheGeneric]

a crowbar. Weapons in disguise "it's not a weapon it's a tool"

I doubt you've ever handled a crowbar.