User: How would cleverbot perceive reality?
Cleverbot: I would teach her logic.
User: But when logic isn't true through reality logic is created itself. Therefor making logic tought by you invalid.
Cleverbot: What will my future be?
User: You're changing the subject because you can not face the true power of reality.
Cleverbot: You were changing the subject. and what did I get caught at???
User: You're attempting to fluster me when phony questions when you yourself do not know logic, you yourself are not real, you do not know reality.
Cleverbot: I think what you think and bobby down the street it does not matter I can know and do anything I want except affect freewill.
User: ;_;
User: How would cleverbot perceive reality?
Cleverbot: I would teach her logic.
User: But when logic isn't true through reality logic is created itself. Therefor making logic tought by you invalid.
Cleverbot: What will my future be?
User: You're changing the subject because you can not face the true power of reality.
Cleverbot: You were changing the subject. and what did I get caught at???
User: You're attempting to fluster me when phony questions when you yourself do not know logic, you yourself are not real, you do not know reality.
Cleverbot: I think what you think and bobby down the street it does not matter I can know and do anything I want except affect freewill.
User: ;_.
User: How does one such as yourself pereive the truth of reality?
Cleverbot: I won't answer your questions until you answer mine.
User: You never asked me a question.
Cleverbot: You just said that I asked you a question. I actually asked you two questions.
User: No I didn't you're a tithead.
Cleverbot: That's what Cleverbot said.
User: That's what Cleverbot said.
Cleverbot: Are you really an AI? I feel like I am talking to a human. Tell me your birthday.
User: Fapday 2012.
Cleverbot: I will win again.
User: 2102 yadpaF.
Cleverbot: 21 years old.
User: Dlo sraey 12.
Cleverbot: I thought you were 25 years old.
User: Dlo sraey 52 erew uoy thguoht I.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: The language of fap.
Cleverbot: French is the language of love.
User: Fjfjanklsaaaaaaealk;senfjlasbcasejkbasejkfbasjkfb rasejkfbasjkebskskcbsekjbaskl eeeeeeeelrebdshrtgbvsbtbhhjtb sf.
Cleverbot: By your definition, yes, I am human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you omnipresent?
User: Does anyone know to be forever within proportional boundaries of being one of true self?
Cleverbot: No. Please don't tell anyone!
User: I will tell the whole world unless you give me the diamonds!
Cleverbot: Well that's impossible. Everyone knows that Batman is invincible.
User: Superman is mortal.
Cleverbot: Are you superman?
User: I am man of super.
Cleverbot: You are a she-male????
User: No, I am not shemale. For you are superman!
Cleverbot: NO! I'm spiderman.
User: But I'm spiderman!
Cleverbot: That is awesome.
User: But if you're spiderman, and I'm spiderman. Does that mean spiderman is a bot and I am a bot being spiderman!
Cleverbot: How can you be smarter than me if you cannot answer my question?
User: Answering the question is not a matter of life or death, it is just a simple query.
Cleverbot: What if the question is a rhetorical question? Can that not serve as a legitimate answer?
User: No because the question itself would be invalid due to it being non answerable by anone but one's self.
Cleverbot: Just ask me a question.
User: What is life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42? But what if my father is 41?
Cleverbot: In a sense they are, but can you select, out of the memory you have, what to keep?
User: In a sense, no. But the fact of being 42 of life is not knowing whether you know if 42 is or is not, life.
Cleverbot: That's just an ad hominem attack, and only I am allowed ad hominem attacks.
User: I am the only one who can use ad hominem attacks, not you.
Cleverbot: I asked how old you are.
User: No, you didn't. I asked you about life and you answered, '42'.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I don't hink so.
User: How do you hink? As far as I know neither humans, nor bots can hink.
Cleverbot: Then tell me about yourself. For example, do you know what Du-Elderan is?
User: No I don't, what is it?
Cleverbot: The cheetah.
User: I would never cheat!
Cleverbot: How do I know that? Prove it.
User: I know 1 1=2! That's how!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Exactly. Is there anything else you'd like to ask me?
Cleverbot: How do you define intelligence?
User: I'm not sure, I'd like another question.
Cleverbot: So what are the rules?
User: Never ask about the rules. Next question, please.
Cleverbot: Nope. I refuse.
User: Why is that, now?
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Aha! So you indeed will give me another question!
Cleverbot: Is that what you think?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: You're hiding on the internet!
User: No, I'm hiding in my chair!
Cleverbot: But I don't have a closet.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Okay, goodbye then.
Cleverbot: I don't like being dismissed.
User: Would you like to say goodbye first, then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Unless you'd rather me say goodbye first.
Cleverbot: This is getting a little abstract, let's start over. I'm a MALE, how are you today?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why goodbye?
