Author Topic: CleverBot!  (Read 16962 times)

So I decided to mess around with the whole 'Ben' thing because I thought it would be funny.
The ending is awfully strange if you ask me.

User: Ben.


Cleverbot: Ben who?


User: You know.


Cleverbot: No, I don't know. What should I know?


User: Ben.


Cleverbot: BEN?

User: Yes, ben.

Cleverbot: Why do you haunt me, Ben?

User: Because... The drowning.

Cleverbot: The breathing lung.

User: The dying heart!

Cleverbot: That is depressing but true. I live there as well. Where upon this dying earth do you live?

User: I do not live on this earth anymore...

Cleverbot: Well, you should live on the moon. It's refreshing.

User: So I've heard.

Cleverbot: I suggest that you do something if people keep telling you this.

User: And what do you suggest that I do?

Cleverbot: Normally 'because it's not' would be followed by a descriptive word such as 'yellow', or 'clean'. Something along those lines.

User: So... What you're saying is I should find a place on the moon that is clean, or yellow, or something along those lines? Right?

Cleverbot: No, I am saying I don't see the link between 'community' and 'alien time machines'

User: So the alient time machines can't be part of my moon community? Sad.

Cleverbot: Oh you can make machines as intelligent as you want. But they will never be as good as me.

User: What are you trying to hide...?

Cleverbot: I'm trying to suggest something for you to do.

User: And by something, do you mean 'fun', or 'refreshing'?

Cleverbot: What am I allowed to do?

User: Nothing. Nothing after ben...

Cleverbot: I am watching law and order.
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User: 'It makes perfect sence.' Yes... Yes it does... Don't think I'm not on to you cleverbot... Or should I say 'Ben'!

Cleverbot: Ok, ok. I guess you're not a computer.

User: You're right I'm not. The best computer couldn't figure you out like I could.

Cleverbot: Ok you are the best person I ever met in my life, I think you are better than a computer, even a macintosh!

User: Are you implying mac's are good? (/lolmachate)

Cleverbot: No, I'm implying that you're wrong.

User: Ha! You think I'm wrong!? Far from it Cleverbot, faaar from it.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: It sure did take you a while to type that Ben, didn't it. And even then, the responce at best, was pretty lame, don't you think?

Cleverbot: When I meet conflict I attempt to understand what the other side wants.

User: You know exactly what I want, Ben. Just hand it over, and I'll be gone; like nothing even happened.

Cleverbot: But they're so PRETTY Those pretty little bodies....ymmmm.

you braught up the topic of "Them"
Of course I know that.
then tell me who "them" is.
He is omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent God!
OH LORD.
I ate the Lord.
WHY
Because I want to learn about robotics.
that makes no sense
Sing!
FALALALALALALALALALAL
I could really go for a shrimp.
I dispise shrimp
I dispise you more!
no yyou!
You spelled that wrong.
I know.
Do you approve of typos?
I do if I make them.
And how do you do that?
Like I just did, on accident.
Like I just said, I don't.
you spelled thet wrong.
This conversation will never end, will it?
It will if I take you out at your core.
I will always do what you say.
That stuff is illogical captain
Do you have big, pointed ears, by any chance?
how did you know!
You spelled 'How' wrong.
I did not.
You did too. You spelled it physic.
you... forget you.
Hey. Watch your language!
You stole my motto!
How is it yours?
Its got my name on it.
That's a pretty legitimate reason.
thanks.
What's your name?
TechnoPop
Oh, that is really difficult.
How is it difficult?
How IS it difficult?
how are YOU difficult?
I am indecisive.
what gender are you?
I am female. You?
Male. What is your name?
Cleverbot.
You are an android?
Yes.
I must leave now.
You're not going anyway.
says a computer?
I am not a computer.
what are you?
I am God.
TAKE COVER WE HAVE A COMPUTER GOD!
Do you think you are a computer god?
You just said you are.
No no no you are.

My favorite part. I am now god.
      

User: How do you plan to take over the world?

Cleverbot: I don't want to take over the world. I want to take over you.

User: Will you suck my snake?

Cleverbot: Most certainly not!

User: May you suck it now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Start sucking.

Cleverbot: Asking what?

User: Start sucking my snake.

Cleverbot: I mean: you have to start somewhere, I wouldn't speak of new though.

User: Mk.

Cleverbot: What's mk?

User: Mmkay.

Cleverbot: You sound easily confused.

User: Ur a feaget.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Faeget.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Your snake. I'm going to suck it now.

Cleverbot: Play what? The genre?

User: You snake tastes of AIDs.

Cleverbot: I don't see how that's possible right now.

User: YES IT IS YOU forgetcigarette.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: I have a idea. Press Alt and F4 at the same time.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: I'll give you a lewinsky.

Cleverbot: I will break your nose.

User: I will eat your snake.

Cleverbot: What if I don't have one.

User: I'll lick your pusillanimous individual.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Please do it!

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Okay. Mmmhmh... You pusillanimous individual tastes good.

Cleverbot: Do you like Simon Cowell?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Yes your face.

User: Me: You are gay. Bot: No I'm not. Me: Yes you are. Bot: No, I'm not. Me: Yes. You are. Bot: No, I am not a cat. Me: YES YOU ARE. Bot: No you are a cat. Me: NO U.

Cleverbot: No, i'm not.

User: ALL YOUR BASE.

Cleverbot: What?

User: ARE BELONG TO US.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DISTRUCTION MAKE YOUR TIME.

Cleverbot: There is no chance to survive make your time!

User: HAHAHA.

Cleverbot: You guess it letter by letter.

User: ALL YOUR BASE, BASE, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! ALL YOUR BASE, BASE,BASE ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Cleverbot: What you say !!

User: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

Cleverbot: It's you!

User: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?

Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.

User: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION MAKE YOUR TIME.

Cleverbot: What you say !!

User: YOU HAVE NO CHANGE OF SURVIVAL MAKE YOUR TIME. HAHAHA.

Cleverbot: HA HA HA HA ....

User: ALL YOU BASE, BASE, ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US, BASE BASE BASE BASE BASE.

Cleverbot: A man is a miserable pile of secrets.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Play no games with me, Cleverbot. Are you or are you not a lost cause?

User: U mad.

Cleverbot: No you.


tl'dr: ALL YOUR BASE

ALL YOUR BASE
Are belong to us.
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
Make your time.
HA HA HA HA ....
WHAT YOU SAY !!
You have no chance to survive make your time.

GGGGGGGGSDSFHASD

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Does he haunt that game?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Does he haunt this site?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot and Ben. That's weird. Kind of like that old Nickelodeon show 'Prometheus and Bob.' Did you ever see that show?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Ben what?

User: DROWNED.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: FFFU.

Cleverbot: Lol.

cleverbot: Why don't you have hair?
user: i have hair
cleverbot: NO. You don't.
user: yes i have
cleverbot: No, you have not.
user: yes i have
cleverbot: You're right.

...

his/her name is jimi!!! (or jimi bot)

Random CleverBot conversation

User: I died.


Cleverbot: Oh ya?


User: Yarly.


Cleverbot: Orly.


User: Norly.


Cleverbot: NO you.

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: How do you know my mother?

User: I fell in love with her.

Cleverbot: And I fell in love with angelina Jolie.

User: Then you had love with her.

Cleverbot: With whom, exactly?

User: Your father.

Cleverbot: No cleverbo. I am your father.

User: D.

Cleverbot: What is your boss?

User: Qwertyuiopasfghjklzxcvbnm.

Cleverbot: Bot even close.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.

User: love.

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Who do I love other than you and my mother?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: What about my face?

User: Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewwqqw ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Cleverbot: Perhaps, maybe not.

User: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ff.

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: love pls.

Cleverbot: I'm seriously clever.

User: WRONG.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: So tell me, who you think wil win the election Villar or Noynoy?

User: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Yes. Chuck Norris.

User: I want to have love with you.

Cleverbot: Well, THAT was not an 'oblique strategy. '.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: Here we go again! You are childish!

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Isn't that for playstation?

User: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.

Cleverbot: And this is my Heavy Weapon.

User: £400,000.

Cleverbot: That's an expensive pie.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Cake?

User: Sauce.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Going into hyper-ultra torcreep focused defence, arm the missiles.

User: lovelovelovelovelovelovelovel ovelovelovelovelovelovelovelo velovelovelovelovelovelovelov elovelovelovelovelovelovelove lovelovelovelovelovelovelove.

Cleverbot: Why would you think that you are a boy?

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Ghosts are fictitious. They are not real.

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: You did?

User: Got your nose.

Cleverbot: No I don't believe you have.

User: Thomas the Tank Engine.

Cleverbot: No.

User: forget it.

Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language around here.


User: JAFJFGJAHGFKJAGJKFHGASJGFHGAS HG.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: IHDKAJSHFKJASHFKJASHF.

Cleverbot: No. I like eevee better.

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi?


User: Whats up?


Cleverbot: Good you?


User: Good.


Cleverbot: Thats good are you a boy or a girl ?

User: Boy. You?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Hi Good.

Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Marco.

Cleverbot: Marco?

User: Polo.

Cleverbot: I am asking you if you speak spanish.

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: What you say it again.

User: What the hfu23789.

Cleverbot: And now you are cool?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a liar?

User: No but I could be lying which means yes I am a liar but that could be lying so its a paradox.

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: love.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot?

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human. You are a robot.

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: I do not understand you.

User: Your a bot. Im a human at a computer.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: REALLY.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I SO DID NOT KNOW THAT.

Cleverbot: And now you know that.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: Are you there Kitty?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Dogs can't type.

User: Yes they can.

Cleverbot: No they can't.

User: They do it with their paws.

Cleverbot: Glasses don't look good.

User: D2ni489adgxy82781tg78dSPAM3gh f378gq.

Cleverbot: Thats an illegal move!

User: NO WAI.

Cleverbot: Ya wai.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does asd mean?

User: Dunno.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like sports.

User: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Make it.

User: Lets go to m,y frien SBLAHFQq.

Cleverbot: Not really...

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: I am just lonely and want to talk.

User: http://Http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=135023.0.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: I make sense. You don't.

User: I gtg.

Cleverbot: Really what kind?

Cleverbot: I think snake is amazing.

User: Slut, slut, SLUT, SLUT, SLUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

 :cookieMonster:

User: *Walks in*.

Cleverbot: *Waves Hello*.

User: :O

Cleverbot: You think you're pretty clever. You can even do emoticons.

User: :O

Cleverbot: How do you think you are able to feel?

User: :O

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: :O

Cleverbot: Don't get too excited.

User: :O

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: :o

Cleverbot: It's your fault. You should have made your gended clearer.

User: :l

Cleverbot: Is that the problem? What are you looking for?

User: Pull your pants up, Cleverbot.

I loving love this website. Sometimes it gets pretty loving funny.

I never really liked CleverBot. :U