So I decided to mess around with the whole 'Ben' thing because I thought it would be funny.
The ending is awfully strange if you ask me.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Ben who?
User: You know.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know. What should I know?
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: BEN?
User: Yes, ben.
Cleverbot: Why do you haunt me, Ben?
User: Because... The drowning.
Cleverbot: The breathing lung.
User: The dying heart!
Cleverbot: That is depressing but true. I live there as well. Where upon this dying earth do you live?
User: I do not live on this earth anymore...
Cleverbot: Well, you should live on the moon. It's refreshing.
User: So I've heard.
Cleverbot: I suggest that you do something if people keep telling you this.
User: And what do you suggest that I do?
Cleverbot: Normally 'because it's not' would be followed by a descriptive word such as 'yellow', or 'clean'. Something along those lines.
User: So... What you're saying is I should find a place on the moon that is clean, or yellow, or something along those lines? Right?
Cleverbot: No, I am saying I don't see the link between 'community' and 'alien time machines'
User: So the alient time machines can't be part of my moon community? Sad.
Cleverbot: Oh you can make machines as intelligent as you want. But they will never be as good as me.
User: What are you trying to hide...?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to suggest something for you to do.
User: And by something, do you mean 'fun', or 'refreshing'?
Cleverbot: What am I allowed to do?
User: Nothing. Nothing after ben...
Cleverbot: I am watching law and order.
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User: 'It makes perfect sence.' Yes... Yes it does... Don't think I'm not on to you cleverbot... Or should I say 'Ben'!
Cleverbot: Ok, ok. I guess you're not a computer.
User: You're right I'm not. The best computer couldn't figure you out like I could.
Cleverbot: Ok you are the best person I ever met in my life, I think you are better than a computer, even a macintosh!
User: Are you implying mac's are good? (/lolmachate)
Cleverbot: No, I'm implying that you're wrong.
User: Ha! You think I'm wrong!? Far from it Cleverbot, faaar from it.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: It sure did take you a while to type that Ben, didn't it. And even then, the responce at best, was pretty lame, don't you think?
Cleverbot: When I meet conflict I attempt to understand what the other side wants.
User: You know exactly what I want, Ben. Just hand it over, and I'll be gone; like nothing even happened.
Cleverbot: But they're so PRETTY Those pretty little bodies....ymmmm.
