I ''stabbed'' myself with a stapler

[Masterlegodude]

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[brickybob]

I told you not to taste the stapler.

But you did it anyway.

[tails]

That's happened to me about 6 times, I hate it.
I'm glad it never curves that much.

[Deathwishez]

MY FINGER IS BLEEDING!!!

MY FINGER'S snake IS BLEEDING!!!

[blaman]

Try opening it up then stapling your arm. As long as you don't hit a vein it doesn't hurt very much and won't bleed a lot. But if you do hit a vein you had better have some paper towel ready. 

[Kearn]

MY POTATO IS BLEEDING!!!

wait what

[LizzyRascal]

My dad can staple himself in the chest on purpose.