[example of a reply this thread would get in another forum]
Fact: Gabe Newell's favorite class in team fortress two is the spy.
[As you can see its a real fact about Gabe Newell, and not a joke.]
[Meanwhile, on the blockland forum....]
Gabe Newell's favorite class in tf2 is the heavy so he can sit in the corner and eat sandwiches because he is fat as forget.
[Tisk tisk.]