Someday my experiences here will be in my biography

[IkeTheGeneric]

Yes. When I'm old and tired and smelly, I will write a book on my life and it will include everything about my experience here.

Although I'm going to lie a lot like saying everybody likes me, that I had several friends and that I was an admin.

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

you're already smelly

[rockslide26]

Hi, dedicate a chapter to me and my epicness.

[Ningyou]

I'm sure that book would become a bestseller

[IkeTheGeneric]

I'm sure that book would become a bestseller

"And when I was three, I am pretty sure I farted a lot."

[rockslide26]

I'm sure that book would become a bestseller

I would buy it and praise it while writing from my supercomputer on my giant private cruise ship made of platinum twenty years from now.

[yndaaa]

I would buy it and praise it while writing from my supercomputer on my giant private cruise ship made of platinum twenty years from now.

and then you would get your mother to spill wine on it again.

[rockslide26]

and then you would get your mother to spill wine on it again.

No, she would be banned from my ship because she would forget it up somehow. The thing is made of platinum, she can't possibly be allowed.

[Night Fox]

I'm not gonna write an actual autobiography.
I'm just gonna write about this place and the rest of my internet 'life.'