Author Topic: Accursed vending machines  (Read 763 times)

It's more or less the force of the impact, along with the suprise of it happening. Also the bit where IT STINGS LIKE A UNHOLY GIANT BEE STUNG YOU IN THE FACE WITH A LONG SWORD.
Also, I have one of those guns on key-chains, though it is grey. Bought for for 5 Euros, loving French stuff ripped me off.


I duno, it doesn't hurt THAT much.
Whip it around in circles until it hits someone/something. c:


when i read that, i just burst out laughing, you said it in such an innocent way.


when i read that, i just burst out laughing, you said it in such an innocent way.
I didn't notice the innuendo until you mentioned it, Monocle. xD

Stick it to the ceiling and piss your parents off when it leaves a black mark...

Lol I had one of these and kept whipping it at the brick walls in the basement and it'd leave a mark. I thought it was funny when my dad would just stare at me.

eat it and get lead poisoning Trow at people.