Bad Days!

[JAW959]

One day I woke up late, real late, I was kind of hung over from the night before but that was okay, I love me some booze. Right after I woke up I found I had many calls on my cell phone, I wanted alcohol. I went out to the kitchen and kissed my mom good morning, she berated me for staying out so late, I asked her for breakfast and she presented me with it. However I informed her I'm no longer eating pork right as the phone rang, I picked it up to find I had to go to court.
It seems that whenever my day seems to be going well something happens, I could be driving and someone could cut me off, although I never let people who doubt me ruin my day.
Later that day I was unsure of where I was, I had drank too much again, and apparently slept with a very not-beautiful woman, weighing my options I decided leaving was probably a good choice. The strange thing is I could have sworn she was extremely pretty, in the body at least. Alas it is not too hard to convince me to do something stupid, this is why I usually end up with these kind of women, especially while drinking.
Later I was walking through the streets wearing my best clothes, several rapscallions ran up to me and pulled a gun, aiming at my head I realized that I had left my own firearm at home.

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[Kira100000]

HOLY forget

I WAS ON THE COMPUTER ONE DAY ND MY DAD SAID

WHAT THE forget ARE YOU DOING ON FOURCHIN

AND I SAID

forget YOU DAD

AND THEN HE PUNCHED A WALL AND IT BROKE

SO I THREW MY COMPUTER AT HIM BUT IT MISSED AND HIT MY MOM

AND THEN MY SISTER WAS LIKE

WHAT THE forget SCRUFFY

AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS A DOG

SO I TOOK A stuff ON THE FLOOR

IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER

[Monocle]

HOLY forget

I WAS ON THE COMPUTER ONE DAY ND MY DAD SAID

WHAT THE forget ARE YOU DOING ON FOURCHIN

AND I SAID

forget YOU DAD

AND THEN HE PUNCHED A WALL AND IT BROKE

SO I THREW MY COMPUTER AT HIM BUT IT MISSED AND HIT MY MOM

AND THEN MY SISTER WAS LIKE

WHAT THE forget SCRUFFY

AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS A DOG

SO I TOOK A stuff ON THE FLOOR

IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER

forgetin hate when that happens.

[LizzyRascal]

You all know about my bad days because I'm always bitching about them around here.