My sister and I get in a lot of fights.

[Skip]

I didn't read the topic at all.
Just slap the bitch.

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[SlayerZ99]

omg my sister is annoying too. and she crys if i even tap her and she is 9 years old just to get me in trouble (im 12 but people have fun with me and say im 9) like my parents made a new rule to not say "shut up" so if i tell her to shut up, im sent to my room. oh and the youngest is always the favorite but parents AWLWAYS hide it. its easy to tell if babysitters show favortism...

Mom - "Go to your room!" Kid - "Ok, I only have my computer, my tv, cable, videos games, minifridge, and iPod; I think Ill be alright."

[Aarch]

When she leaves for college you will never fight again, even when she comes back.

[Stocking]

Next time your parents leave, get her in a headlock and put pressure on her carotid artery, and after about 10 seconds she'll pass out. Then, before she comes to, fit a shock collar around her neck (with a gag over her mouth you can't force oral) and handcuff either arm to opposing bedposts. Then after she wakes up, explain the situation and what you plan on doing to her, and then do it. After you've finished, use a hypodermic needle to administer high-potency heroin parallel to her forearm with the plunger facing the hand. Then untie her (she'll be passed out by this point), and lay her in her room half-naked. When your parents get home, they'll probably send her to a few months of rehab as it's apparent she passed out from heroin overdose and anything she says about what happened between you two will be chalked up as a drug-induced hallucination.

She'll most likely never fight you again.

[Skip]

Stocking, remind me to never piss you off.

[Daedalus]

Stocking, remind me to never piss you off.

[Mysteroo]

You don't need to be able to tell someone to shut up. Nor do you need to win any sort of argument with a sibling. I have another sibling, we argue a lot, but we don't try to win the argument, we just try to sort out the problem.
And if you want to just get away from everybody, there's always the bathroom lol

[Monocle]

Next time your parents leave, get her in a headlock and put pressure on her carotid artery, and after about 10 seconds she'll pass out. Then, before she comes to, fit a shock collar around her neck (with a gag over her mouth you can't force oral) and handcuff either arm to opposing bedposts. Then after she wakes up, explain the situation and what you plan on doing to her, and then do it. After you've finished, use a hypodermic needle to administer high-potency heroin parallel to her forearm with the plunger facing the hand. Then untie her (she'll be passed out by this point), and lay her in her room half-naked. When your parents get home, they'll probably send her to a few months of rehab as it's apparent she passed out from heroin overdose and anything she says about what happened between you two will be chalked up as a drug-induced hallucination.

She'll most likely never fight you again.

Of course the asian knows this. You and your crazy loving special interestes.

[|Shadow]

[battlebrain]

i even tap her and she is 9 years old

[Acid]

LOL

[Packer]

lol Marines, what a joke. Even the Russians regular army is better.

[Nickelob Ultra]

If you have a lack of self esteem as you claim to have, then you shouldn't be considering joining the Marines.

The Marines and even the Army as well have a very tough, rigorous training course.  I don't think anyone on these forums should consider doing it unless they're somewhere near the confidence and fitness levels of Otis.

[|Shadow]

[Iban]

Hug her randomly and often, even during fights.
Do not ever become visibly upset around her.

She will crumble.