This topic is fine. Everyone jumping on this guy is just being a friend and cruising for a ban.
So you actually look into the suggestions board? ;P
Just joking of course, though very good you tell them this.
It is a kind of weird suggestion that has a low chance of being actually done, however, it is indeed complety right to ask such things here.
To the OP, no, i won't build that for you, just because my building/eventing are horrible.