If you only had 1 shower a year

[Nightmare-Duckie]

I already take only one shower a year. Or sometimes less.

[Ad Bot]

[Shinji]

I already take only one shower a year. Or sometimes less.

[indyjones]

I'd wonder why I couldn't take more than one shower.

The government is forcing all citizens to take less than two showers a year (that's one for you dipwads that can't do math).

[Man 2]

I would shower for mid-summer.

[Bisjac]

would have been better to ask, when per month or week, or something.

if you can only shower once a year, there is no point in showering at all.

[tails]

Can you wash your hands freely during this year?

[Tingalz]

put on a stuff ton of deodorant every day