Why I love Duke Nukem. And after results.

[Kovita]

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

betaaaaaaa.

[Trifax]

Funniest thread I've seen in a while, keep it up guys. I'll post my own results at some point.

[Regulith]

my god this is hilarious, I have t-

>have nobody to try this on

foreveralone.png

[Trifax]

my god this is hilarious, I have t-

>have nobody to try this on

foreveralone.png

You can try it on me ;)

[Regulith]

no thanks man, I ain't like that

[Dodger]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, June 27, 2011
1:29 AM - Dodger: Hey beautiful
1:29 AM - Twente the Funky African: hi ther honey
1:29 AM - Dodger: I'm not saying it because it's nice. I'm saying it because it's true.
1:29 AM - Twente the Funky African: ya i know
1:30 AM - Dodger: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful people and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum.
1:30 AM - Twente the Funky African: ok
1:30 AM - Twente the Funky African: but
1:30 AM - Twente the Funky African: i have to go
1:30 AM - Twente the Funky African: i got school
1:30 AM - Dodger: I've got balls of steel.
1:30 AM - Twente the Funky African: D:
1:31 AM - Twente the Funky African: got to do some kind of presentation at the very last day
1:31 AM - Dodger: Hail to the king baby
1:31 AM - Twente the Funky African: one lesson and i can go back home
1:31 AM - Twente the Funky African: and stop quoting duke nukem
1:31 AM - Dodger:

[DracoSoul]

me: hey there beautiful
her: hey, wanna come over?

yeah i didn't even need to use those other lines.

[Hiiro326]

I'm going to try this. Ohohoho. brb

[Hiiro326]

Doublepost. I didn't even say Hey there beautiful. :I

I get on Facebook, notice I have a request. I click it. The person who I was going to use these on sent a "Relationship Request"

:I  Kay.

[Kovita]

Bump because funny.

[Kovita]

Double post.

ACTUALLY

IT'S /STILL/ NOT O-

Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, June 27, 2011
7:56 PM - Kohna: Hey there beautiful
7:56 PM - Dodger: Silly boy ;p
7:57 PM - Kohna: I'm not saying it because it's nice. I'm saying it because it's true.
7:57 PM - Dodger: Don't tell me what I already know
7:57 PM - Dodger: D'awwwww
7:57 PM - Kohna: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful people and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum.
7:57 PM - Dodger: Well, you should maybe buy more :c
7:57 PM - Kohna: I've got balls of steel.
7:58 PM - Dodger: Can I taste them?
7:58 PM - Kohna: Hail to the king baby.
7:58 PM - Dodger: They taste like copper >:C
7:58 PM - Kohna: Balls of steel!
7:59 PM - Dodger: You starfish, they are copper, you promised me steel!
7:59 PM - Kohna: I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!
7:59 PM - Dodger: For a better world!
7:59 PM - Kohna: Damn I'm good