Why I love Duke Nukem. And after results.

[Kovita]

So I was browsing FunnyJunk like a boss, and found this.
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2278373/Duke+Nukem/

I will never picture Duke Nukem as "just a game" anymore. It is now beyond that.


Anyway, enough stuff-chat, onto the point of the thread. I was talking to Krystal about it, and I thought to myself, "wait a second, I should try this!"

So that's exactly what I did.

Me: Hey beautiful.
Her: Heyy
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice. I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: Awwh(:
Me:I realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum.
Her: I love gum...it's perfect.

Damn.

[Ad Bot]

[xHerobrinex]

did i just get a booty call by using duke nukem lines?

I LOVE U INTERNT

[Lørd Tøny]

forget YEAH! Duke Nukem Forever!

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Time to text my future girlfriend.

Oh god I clicked next and saw this:

[Kovita]

ACTUALLY.

IT'S NOT O-


Me: So what'sup beautiful?
Her: Drawing. Hbu?
Me: I'm not saying that because it's nice. I'm saying that because it's true.
Her: What?

[Lørd Tøny]

Me: So what'sup beautiful?
Her: Drawing. Hbu?
Me: I'm not saying that because it's nice. I'm saying that because it's true.
Her: What?

Found the problem, you did it wrong.

[Kovita]

I was in the middle of a conversation with her :o

[Kovita]

ACTUALLY.

IT'S STILL NOT O-


Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her:

No response :(

[Messes]

Me: Hey Beautiful
Her: :3 haii there handso.
Me: I'm not saying that 'cause it's nice, I'm saying that 'cause it's true!
Her: don't make me blush :3
Me: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum.... and i'm all outa gum!
Her: :3 hehe
Me: I've got balls of steel
Her: Don't talk about ur balls xD
Me:

[luluthe42nd]

I hit next thrice and ended up with this:

[Coolio]

ITT: Dramatic lulz.

[kevin 51l]

Me: Hey there beautiful
Him: what
Me: forget
Him:




btw this didn't happen but im hoping someone would do this

[Kovita]

i actually did that earlier to gavin :(

[fred da kiko]

if i actually liked any of the girls that i have contact with i would try this, only person i like is a friend and i don't want her hating me.

[Krystal]

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