how am i supposed to sleep tonight

[LeetZero]

There are 7 spiders in the corner of my bathroom, 2 of them are as big as my loving fist.

[Ad Bot]

[Agereon]

There are 7 spiders in the corner of my bathroom, 2 of them are as big as my loving fist.

Your fists must be very small.

[Night Fox]

2 of them are as big as my loving fist.

Which one is that?
I don't remember which you used.

[Aeschylus]

Give us some homemade spider research.

[Gaythan Gayes]

Theres a spider in my shower, I call him SpiderBro.

[starwars45]

(insertKILLITWITHFIREhere)

[Camera]

What if they're both same gender.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

What if they're both same gender.

Scientists have proven that homoloveuality among insects is becoming more common.

[Sandvich]

i thought i killed you

[Telly]

(insertKILLITWITHFIREhere)

1.  Acquire flamethrower.
2.  Remove all valuables from room.
3.  Acquire fire extinguisher.
4.  Burn the little bastards to a crisp.
5.  Extinguish fire.
6.  When parents inquire about the scorch marks and fire damage, blame Canada.