Author Topic: how am i supposed to sleep tonight  (Read 1068 times)

THERE ARE 2 SPIDERS UNDER MY MATTRESS THEY ARE PROBABLY MAKING LOVE AND
ARE MAKING EGGS SO THERE ARE BABY SPIDERS WTF DO I DO

BUG SPSPSPSPRAAAAAAAAAAY

Giggled at them to make them disappear.
Kill them.

OH GOD THEY'RE loving MASSIVE HELP ME

RAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIID

Level up some points in Bravery and Unarmed Combat, then punch them.


Easy solution, all you do is sleep, let the spiders lay eggs inside your brain then you profit with having spider minions >:)

Use a knife and stab them. Always works for me.

Then don't sleep on your bed, sleep on your couch.

hurr


Personify the spiders and befriend them. That way you don't have to kill them and you'll realise how harmless they are.


Then kill them.

Jump on bed
Bugs get squished
???
Profit!

1.  Acquire flamethrower.
2.  Remove all valuables from room.
3.  Acquire fire extinguisher.
4.  Burn the little bastards to a crisp.
5.  Extinguish fire.
6.  When parents inquire about the scorch marks and fire damage, blame Canada.