Author Topic: how am i supposed to sleep tonight (Read 1069 times)

Plasmus · June 29, 2011, 05:45:02 AM

THERE ARE 2 SPIDERS UNDER MY MATTRESS THEY ARE PROBABLY MAKING LOVE AND
ARE MAKING EGGS SO THERE ARE BABY SPIDERS WTF DO I DO

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Night Fox · June 29, 2011, 05:45:48 AM

BUG SPSPSPSPRAAAAAAAAAAY

Kobewarrior · June 29, 2011, 05:46:06 AM

~~Giggled at them to make them disappear.~~
Kill them.

Plasmus · June 29, 2011, 05:47:05 AM

OH GOD THEY'RE loving MASSIVE HELP ME

Night Fox · June 29, 2011, 05:48:15 AM

RAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIID

Kobewarrior · June 29, 2011, 05:50:29 AM

Level up some points in Bravery and Unarmed Combat, then punch them.

Ethan · June 29, 2011, 06:09:07 AM

pics or gtfo

mntbrrychch · June 29, 2011, 06:11:32 AM

Easy solution, all you do is sleep, let the spiders lay eggs inside your brain then you profit with having spider minions >:)

Lesrock · June 29, 2011, 06:13:15 AM

Use a knife and stab them. Always works for me.

brickybob · June 29, 2011, 06:18:21 AM

Then don't sleep on your bed, sleep on your couch.

hurr

Timezbrick · June 29, 2011, 07:06:31 AM

Eat the eggs.

Acid · June 29, 2011, 07:26:46 AM

Personify the spiders and befriend them. That way you don't have to kill them and you'll realise how harmless they are.

Then kill them.

steve5451 · June 29, 2011, 07:35:15 AM

Jump on bed
Bugs get squished
???
Profit!

Telly · June 29, 2011, 07:42:03 AM

1. Acquire flamethrower.
2. Remove all valuables from room.
3. Acquire fire extinguisher.
4. Burn the little bastards to a crisp.
5. Extinguish fire.
6. When parents inquire about the scorch marks and fire damage, blame Canada.

Liquid · June 29, 2011, 07:56:18 AM

Get a snake.