Red Dawn Citizen Alert

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

I'm much too young to be apprehended by commies.

What I'm NOT too young to do is joining the Wolverines and then proceeding to overthrow a thoroughly-trained military body that owns 2.5 million dollar tanks with a mere handful of other civilians with guns and pure determination. Don't give in to the enemy! *Duke Nukem theme plays*

Do you want to be regarded as a wanted person by the chinese military?
Do you want your friends leaking information about you in order to get upgraded priviliges (Lol, priviliges)?
Do you also want a badass team of guerillas to save you in the most heroic fashion, guns blazing, and red chinese communists dead at your doorstep?
THEN GO HERE!

Discuss this awesome forthcoming movie, and the legacy of the original movie too.


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[Mega-Bear]

The Communists want to capture you?

Well that sucks.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

The Communists want to capture you?

Well that sucks.

It doesn't suck when a WOLVERINE kicks your window, jumps in, and guns down your pursuers, and then offers you a place in the free zone, away from the oppression of the new regime, now does it?

[Altered]

I'll hide you!
I'm part of the underground movement called GWACA (Group without a cool acronym), a resistance operation against the Reds.

Go to these coordinates: 62.098742, -124.420166
Is this understood?

oh wait this is a movie?
damnit, i've revealed GWACA's location and existance to the world!
YOU HAVE DOOMED US AND WE WILL DOOM YOU

[Mega-Bear]

It doesn't suck when a WOLVERINE kicks your window, jumps in, and guns down your persuers, and then offers you a place in the free zone, away from the oppression of the new regime, now does it?

Uh I don't now.

Does it?

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Uh I don't now.

Does it?

Well obviously no.

I mean, if you think it sucks then I guess you dont mind working in a sweatshop for the rest of your life. 

[Mega-Bear]

Well obviously no.

I mean, if you think it sucks then I guess you dont mind working in a sweatshop for the rest of your life. 

Sweatshop. Sounds loveY.

[viper30000]

If this is serious and you are wanted by commies then wow.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

If this is serious and you are wanted by commies then wow.

What? Oh, no. Are you serious or kidding with me?

This is merely just a promotion for the new Red Dawn movie that is coming out.

[viper30000]

oh god lol

i dont read so yeah.

and then again posting it on the internet wouldnt be smart if you were wanted...

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

oh god lol

i dont read so yeah.

and then again posting it on the internet wouldnt be smart if you were wanted...

True, however why exactly would the PLA try to get at a mere adolscent like me? I didn't harm their military body in any way. (Yet)